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Thursday, December 19, 2019

PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA Week 16: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis) FIRST WEEKEND EDITION

2019 NFL SEASON 
P R O F O O T B A L L M E D I A
Week 16: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis)
FIRST WEEKEND EDITION


2019 NFL SEASON WEEK 15: 
  6-10 .375 (WINS); 6-9-1 .400 (ATS); 12-4 .750 (O/U)
2019 NFL SEASON TOTALS:
143-79-1 .644 (WINS); 120-97-6 .552 (ATS); 120-100-3 .545 (O/U)
WEEK 15 TOP 5 GAMES:
2-2-1  (.500)
TOP 5 GAMES SEASON TOTAL:
43-23-3 (.652)
 
Note/Key (when applicable): Statistical analysis based on the following metrics (abbreviations): Points scored (PF); points against (PA); Point differential (PD) Yards gained (YG); Yards allowed (YA); Red Zone TD efficiency (RZ); 3rd-down efficiency (3rd); Turnover ratio (TO); Time of possession (TOP); Yards per play (YPP); Sacks (S); Interceptions (INT); Penalty yards (PEN); Against the spread (ATS). *All images from Google with permission to reuse without license* Statistical sources include, but not limited to: Pro Football Reference; Pro Football Focus; ESPN.com; NFL.com; TeamRankings.com. Point spreads and over/under figures are taken from the opening lines via Vegas Insider


NEW TO PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA FOR THE 2019 SEASON
< Drake voice >
"TOP 5 TOP 5 TOP 5"
 
Pro Football Media will choose the Top 5 Betting Games of the Week for either the spread OR O/U denoted by an asterisk (*). Roll with our Top 5 and watch the money pile up all season!



 How can you not love football field Jameis Winston, who stands to become the first 30/30 Club (TD/INT) in NFL history?





Houston Texans 9-5 (-3) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-7 (53): Bucs 27-23

Saturday, 1:00 PM, Raymond James Stadium, Tampa Bay, FL (Weather: 50% rain; low 70s)

Keys: The amazing thing about these two teams is that according to Pro Football Reference’s SRS metric (point differential/SoS equation on a neutral field) they're ranked 14th (HOU) and 15th (TB). The Texans bring a top-10 offense to Tampa Bay, the 30th ranked scoring defense, but the funny thing is, the Texans stellar running attack (6th ypa; 7th total yards) will face the only aspect of the Bucs defense that’s solid: their run defense (ATT: 3rd; YDS: 1st; TD: 9th; YPA: 2nd). The Bucs also take the ball away (6th), so the Texans have their work cut out for them if they want to seal up the AFC South. It’s funny talking about the Buccaneers takeaways since they give up it up more than anyone in the NFL (32nd) thanks to Jameis Winston (32nd INTs). Look for the Bucs to make the Texans sweat out the Tennessee Titans game and a possible Week 17 do-or-die, but unfortunately for the Bucs, their season has come down to Jameis Winston making the 30/30 Club or bust.




Buffalo Bills 10-4 (+6.5) @ New England Patriots 11-3 (38.5): Patriots 24-17

Saturday, 4:35 PM, Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, MA (Weather: Sunny; low 30s)

Keys: Man oh man, the Bills could force the AFC East to Week 17. When’s the last time that happened? How about the last time the Bills offense was better than the Patriots offense. When was that, the early 90s? Well, it still hasn’t technically happened, but the Bills have a better running game, and the Patriots (18th) only rank four spots higher than the Bills (22nd) in total yards. The comparisons don’t end there. These defenses are two of the best in the NFL, the Patriots literally being the best, ranked 1st in scoring defense and yards allowed, in addition to takeaways, INTs and every metric of their opponents average drive (opponents starting position, time, plays, yards & points). The Bills are no slouches themselves, ranking in the top-3 in scoring defense, yards allowed, passing yards, passing TDs and passing ypa. The Patriots don’t turn it over, either, so the question really comes down to whether the Bills can handle the bright lights of Foxborough with the AFC East in the balance for the first time in decades. Probably not.




*Los Angeles Rams 8-6 (+6.5) @ San Francisco 49ers 11-3 (45): 49ers 26-23
Saturday, 8:35 PM, Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara, CA (Weather: Cloudy; low 60s)
Keys: The 49ers completely blew it last week, both in their game v. the Atlanta Falcons, but also in their retention of the NFC’s top seed (SEA). They’ll be looking to get that back Saturday, but the Rams are fighting for their playoff lives, so expect a battle in the normally laid-back land of Central California. I hate it when people call the South Bay Area “Northern California” because I’ve lived in both areas, and it takes longer to get from SFO to Humboldt than it does from Philadelphia to Boston. Everyone knows the deal with these two teams, so will the QBs have time to throw it? Will the defenses make the big play? The 49ers are one of the three best teams in the NFL, both statistically and by the eye test; the Rams are mediocre statistically, but jump off the paper, personnel-wise. Los Angeles is capable of living up to the names on the jerseys, and have been much improved since the acquisition of Jalen Ramsey, but they’re still inconsistent and the 49ers have no weeks to waste, as banged up as they are. * = LAR COVER





Jacksonville Jaguars 5-9 (+6.5) @ Atlanta Falcons 5-9 (46): Falcons 27-20

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: Can I interest you in two 5-9 teams? I didn’t think so. The Falcons should shred the Jaguars through the air and slow Leonard Fournette down on the ground. 
 


The future looks bright for Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens.


Baltimore Ravens 12-2 (-7) @ Cleveland Browns 6-8 (49): Ravens 30-20

Sunday, 1:00 PM, First Energy Stadium, Cleveland, OH (Weather: Sunny; mid 40s)

Keys: The Ravens only have two losses on the season and one of them belongs to these Bad News Browns. That loss was also in Baltimore. I don’t care what Baker Mayfield has to prove. I don’t care if Landry Jones wants to pretend OBJ isn’t the worst thing to ever happen to Cleveland because they were actually getting somewhere before he showed up. I don’t care if Freddie “Soup” Kitchens could literally be working at one next year so the Browns want to do everything they can to salvage his season. The Ravens are going to kick the crap out of this Browns team, keep the top AFC seed and embarrass the Browns for being one of their only blemishes on the season. Member when the Ravens were once the Browns? I member. <Cue Toto’s “Africa”>




Carolina Panthers 5-9 (+6.5) @ Indianapolis Colts 6-8 (46.5): Colts 24-23
Sunday, 1:00PM, Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, IN (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: Five week ago these teams were 5-4, the Colts were still in control of their destiny and the Panthers were trying to figure out how to salvage their season after losing Cam Newton again to injury. Fast forward to Week 16 and the Panthers have lost all five weeks, they fired Ron Rivera and the Panthers have given up on 2019. The Colts have gone from being in the division mix to losing their last three games and essentially hoping they can get to 8-8 in a year when they started as dark horse Super Bowl contenders just to see Andrew Luck retire in the preseason and injuries ravage the team to noncompetitive levels. But this is a site that analyzes games from a betting perspective, so 6.5 points? Come on, Carolina hasn’t given up that much. Mediocre offense and poor defense (CAR), meet mediocre defense and poor offense (IND). Hey, at least the Panthers sack the QB (1st), which is another reason this number makes no sense. Maybe it’s because Kyle Allen is awful and the only thing the Colts do really well is stop the run.




Cincinnati Bengals 1-13 (+3) @ Miami Dolphins 3-11 (45.5): Dolphins 24-20

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, FL (Weather: 80% storms; high 70s)

Keys: The Formerly Known As The Tua But Now The Joe Borrow Bowl. Well, maybe. The Dolphins would have to lose to these Bengals and then the New England Patriots Week 17. Ummm, you be the judge of however this outcome pans out.




Pittsburgh Steelers 8-6 (-3) @ New York Jets 5-9 (38.5): Steelers 20-17
Sunday, 1:00 PM, MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (Weather: Sunny; low 40s)
Keys: The Jets are really bad, while the Steelers are one of the best defenses in the NFL. The Steelers are also in control of their own playoff destiny. The Jets are the league’s top rushing defense, so the Streelers could have trouble scoring on the Jets, but the Steelers defense is suffocating, they lead the league in sacks and are 2nd in takeaways. In other words, Sam Darnold is about to be under siege.

Drew Brees became the NFL's all-time leader in TD passes last week...for now.

New Orleans Saints 11-3 (-1) @ Tennessee Titans 8-6 (51): Titans 28-27
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Nissan Stadium, Nashville, TN (Weather: 20% rain; low 50s)
Keys: It’s probably going to rain and the Titans are are currently the 7th seed, meaning the need many things to happen to make it into the playoffs and/or win the AFC South, and it doesn’t include losing to the Saints Week 16. If it doesn’t rain we might have a different story, but even so, Brees isn’t exactly an outdoor cat.




New York Giants 3-11 (+3) @ Washington Pigskins 3-11 (42): Giants 21-20

Sunday, 1:00 PM, FedEx Field, Landover, MD (Weather: Sunny; low 50s)

Keys: Much like the CINvsMIA game, no one cares. Unlike that game, neither of these teams needs a franchise QB, so there isn’t even an entertaining tank to watch. The problem for the Giants is they’re on the road, rank 31st in TOs and the Pigskins rank 10th in takeaways. However, the Giants should also be able to stop the run because Adrian Peterson could be a scratch. What an awful game.




Detroit Lions 3-10-1 (+6.5) @ Denver Broncos 5-9 (37.5): Broncos 20-15
Sunday, 4:05 PM, Mile High Stadium, Denver, CO (Weather: Partly cloudy; mid 60s)
Keys: I had too much faith in the Broncos and Drew Lock last week and my over-zealousness and the driving snow conspired to make a fool out of me. It only stands top reason the Broncos would be back home in Colorado this week to balmy 60-degree temperatures. The weather is getting harder to predict than these games, but don’t take my word for it, not that you would anyway because scientists have been warning us about climate change for 30 years. Wait. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, the NFL, which could be as dead as the Earth in another 30 years. I’m not so sure the Lions fans would care much...




*Oakland Raiders 6-8 (+6.5) @ Los Angeles Chargers 5-9 (47): Chargers 24-17
Sunday, 4:05 PM, Stub Hub Field, Carson, CA (Weather: 60% rain; low 60s)
Keys: This game wreaks of disappointment, from the way the Raiders lost their last game at Oakland Coliseum, to the fact the Chargers can’t fill their rented stadium, or sell any tickets to new their Los Angeles stadium, shared with the Rams like the New York Jets are married to the New York Giants. The Raiders have nothing left to play for in 2019, they’re away for the rest of the season and they’ll be missing some of their best players, specifically RoY candidate Josh Jacobs. At first glance 6.5 points might seem ridiculous, but the Chargers are finally healthy, the Raiders are certainly not, and truth be told, according to PFR’s Expected W-L metric, the Chargers should be a full three full games ahead of the Raiders, not a game behind them and clearly Las Vegas agrees. * = OAK COVER 

It's do-or-almost-die time for Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys.

Dallas Cowboys 7-7 (-1) @ *Philadelphia Eagles 7-7 (47.5): Eagles 24-21

Sunday, 4:25 PM, Lincoln Financial Stadium, Philadelphia, PA (Weather: Sunny; mid-40s)

Keys: Speaking of disappointments, these might be the two biggest disappointments in the NFL this season. Regardless, one of these teams will win the NFC East, and it could be with an 8-8 record, which is ridiculous for the amount of collective talent between these two teams. You could almost field an entire All-Star team between them, when healthy, and therein lies the key. The Eagles are nearly beat to death, but then again, they’re home, the Cowboys don’t have to win, and Dallas just did won, which can only mean the Eagles will likely pull the rabbit out of the hat and beat their third NFC East opponent in a row to stay alive in 2019. * = PHI WINS




*Arizona Cardinals 4-9-1 (+9.5) @ Seattle Seahawks 11-3 (48.5): Seahawks 27-23

Sunday, 4:25 PM, CenturyLink Field, Seattle, WA (Weather: Mostly cloudy; mid-40s)

Keys: The Seahawks are the No.1 seed in the NFC, but who knows how long they’ll last at the top of the NFC log jam. There’s an even smaller version of Russell Wilson and it’s Kyler Murray, who might win the RoY award, because one of the biggest threats to his award has been injured (Josh Jacobs). Murray could break the rookie passing TD record, he’ll throw for 3,500 yards and rush for over 500 yards and will be responsible for over 20 TDs; RoY-type numbers. Well, Wilson has MVP-type numbers (31 TOT TDs; 5 INTs) and is single-handily leading a hyper-overachieving Seahawks team into the playoffs, possibly with a first-round bye. Bottom line: The Cardinals are 8-5-1 ATS and 9.5 points is too much. * = ARZ COVER




Kansas City Chiefs 10-4 (-4) @ Chicago Bears 7-7 (45): Chiefs 27-21
Sunday, 8:20 PM, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (Weather: Clear; high 30s)
Keys: This game comes down to a simple concept: One of the league’s most dynamic offenses against one of the league’s best defenses. The problem is the Chiefs have suddenly become a top-10 scoring defense (Thanks to Denver and the snow) that also ranks 10th in takeaways. That doesn’t bode well for a terrible Bears offense that could find themselves trying to play catch up rather quickly if the Chiefs exploit the Bears few weaknesses, which include pass defense. There’s a reason the Chiefs are favored by four points on the road against one of the best defenses in the NFL, and it has a lot to do with reigning MVP Patrick Mahomes.



*Green Bay Packers 11-3 (+4.5) @ Minnesota Vikings 10-4 (46.5): Vikings 27-23

Monday, 8:15 PM, US Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, MN (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: If the Packers win the game they’ll win the NFC North, but we all know it can’t end that easy. Maybe it could, because the Vikings will be without their star RB Dalvin Cook, but these bitter rivals play much better at home; in fact, the Vikings haven’t lost at home yet this season (6-0). Aaron Rodgers and the Packers are a different animal on the road, and the Vikings can’t afford to lose. * = GB COVER
 




Stay tuned for Tuesday's Gone: Week 16 #NFL Game Reviews coming Tuesday pm!


 











 

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA Tuesday's Gone: Week 15: #NFL Game Reviews

2019 NFL SEASON 
P R O F O O T B A L L M E D I A
Tuesday's Gone: Week 15: #NFL Game Reviews


2019 NFL SEASON WEEK 15: 
  6-10 .375 (WINS); 6-9-1 .400 (ATS); 12-4 .750 (O/U)
2019 NFL SEASON TOTALS:
143-79-1 .644 (WINS); 120-97-6 .552 (ATS); 120-100-3 .545 (O/U)
WEEK 15 TOP 5 GAMES:
2-2-1  (.500)
TOP 5 GAMES SEASON TOTAL:
43-23-3 (.652)
 
Note/Key (when applicable): Statistical analysis based on the following metrics (abbreviations): Points scored (PF); points against (PA); Point differential (PD) Yards gained (YG); Yards allowed (YA); Red Zone TD efficiency (RZ); 3rd-down efficiency (3rd); Turnover ratio (TO); Time of possession (TOP); Yards per play (YPP); Sacks (S); Interceptions (INT); Penalty yards (PEN); Against the spread (ATS). *All images from Google with permission to reuse without license* Statistical sources include, but not limited to: Pro Football Reference; Pro Football Focus; ESPN.com; NFL.com; TeamRankings.com. Point spreads and over/under figures are taken from the opening lines via Vegas Insider


NEW TO PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA FOR THE 2019 SEASON
< Drake voice >
"TOP 5 TOP 5 TOP 5"
 
Pro Football Media will choose the Top 5 Betting Games of the Week for either the spread OR O/U denoted by an asterisk (*). Roll with our Top 5 and watch the money pile up all season!


 Remember this guy? Yeah, no one in Baltimore does, either.



New York Jets 5-8 (+14.5) @ Baltimore Ravens 11-2 (45): Ravens 33-17 Ravens 42-21

Thursday, 8:20 PM, M&T Bank Stadium, Baltimore, MD (Weather: Clear; low 30s) 

Keys: The Ravens are arguably the best team in the NFL and the Jets are arguably the worst offense in the NFL (32nd ypp). Don’t be fooled by the Jets four wins in the last five weeks because three of those wins have come against the two-win New York Giants, the three-win Washington Pigskins and the three-win Miami Dolphins; that one loss came against the previously winless Cincinnati Bengals. The Jets saving grace, and the reason for most of their five wins, is their mediocre-to-decent defense that ranks anywhere from 18th (points allowed) to 7th (yards allowed) to 1st against the run. Therein lies the key, except the Jets could be without All-Pro safety Jamal Adams. Womp, womp. The Jets will also be without Le’Veon Bell, who will be bowling again, so you can kiss the Jets one-dimensional offense goodnight because Sam Darnold will have almost no chance against a Ravens defense that ranks in the top-10 in passing yards (9th), passing TDs (2nd), INTs (10th) and net yards per pass (7th). So the question really comes down to, Can the Jets slow the NFL’s top rushing attack enough to cover the 14.5 points? Unlikely if Adams doesn’t play, because Brains Poole (S) is already out and half the secondary is doubtful, but it is Thursday Night Football and Lamar Jackson still remains questionable on some injury reports.

I'll give you three guess who led the Ravens in both passing and rushing yards and the first two guesses don't count. Lamar Jackson (5 PTDs) has essentially sealed his MVP trophy, save a mercurial performance by Russell Wilson in the last two weeks, which isn't out of the realm of possibilities, but Jackson's numbers off the charts and Ravens are the No.1 AFC seed. Wait, that also describes Wilson. Did I mention Jackson broke Michael Vick's all-time QB rushing record. I'm not even a Baltimore fan and I love Lamar Jackson. Everything about him. I could talk about the Jets or the Ravens defense, but who cares? Lamar Jackson 2020.



New England Patriots 10-3 (-9.5) @ Cincinnati Bengals 1-12 (40.5): Patriots 23-13 Patriots 34-13
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, OH (Weather: Partly cloudy; high 30s)

Keys: The Patriots haven’t lost three games in a row in over 17 years. The Patriots also taped the Bengals sidelines so it’s a blowout, right? Either that or the NFL suspends Bill Belichick for life for filming the Bengals sidelines from the press box in front of everyone. Give me a break. These are two terrible offenses, but the Patriots defense remains the best in the NFL, their only blemish being rushing ypa (15th). It’s a tale of TOs with these teams, because the Patriots rank 2nd in takeaways and 3rd in TOs; the Bengals rank 28th and 30th, respectively, hence the records. 

Are we really going to analyze this previously-filmed debacle? <Homer Simpson backing into the bush meme>




*Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6-7 (-3.5) @ Detroit Lions 3-9-1 (47.5): Bucs 27-20 Bucs 38-17

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Ford Field, Detroit, MI (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: As Jameis Winston approaches history and 5,000 passing yards the Bucs becomes spoilers, which suites them well. The Lions went from early season pretenders at 3-3-1 to likely looking for a new coach after losing six straight games, while the Bucs score 29.1 ppg on the one of the best passing games in the NFL, save the INTs (32nd). In fact, TOs (32nd) have killed the Bucs all season and their -0.2 ppg point differential not only makes them one of the worst defenses in the league, but subsequently the definition of mediocrity. The irony is the Bucs are 5th in the league in takeaways, but Winston usually gives it right back. The Lions are terrible without Matthew Stafford, who’s out again Sunday, but the Bucs will be without WR Mike Evans, so maybe the under is the play here. * = TB COVER

How can you not love Jameis Winston? Well, aside from the off-field stuff, which goes without saying, but football Jameis (4 PTDs; 1 INT) is a fascinating athlete and football player, almost in need of that first INT before he can take off. Winston now has 30 passing TDs and 24 INTs on the season, putting him in rare air as we discussed last week. He also did it without Mike Evans for the game and Chris Godwin for more than quarter, although Godwin ended up with 121 receiving yards. The day belonged to Breshad Perriman, who caught five of six targets for 113 receiving yards and 3 TDs. So long, Matt Patricia, I guess it's back to predicting the gravitational trajectory angle of satellites orbiting Europa. 



Chicago Bears 7-6 (+4.5) @ Green Bay Packers 10-3 (41.5): Packers 21-20 Packers 21-13
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Lambeau Field, Green Bay, WI (Weather: Mostly sunny; low 20s) 
Keys: The long awaited rematch of the Week 1 games in which the Packers won 10-3 and everyone got confused into thinking the Packers were a great defense because they shut down Mitch(ell) Trubisky. How things have changed. Now nobody cares about the Packers bend-but-sometimes-break defense anymore and Trubisky has become a laughing stock. Now Aaron Rodgers (10th ranked QB according to Pro Football Focus) is contemplating retirement because he realizes he’s no longer the driving force for this 10-3 farce (7.5-5.5 Expected W-L according to Pro Football Reference). The Bears defense is banged up, and not particularly great against the pass, but are against the run, meaning they’ll likely shit Aaron Jones down and force Rodgers to beat them. Kahlil Mack must be salivating. The Bears offense also doesn’t turn it over (9th), which is good, because neither do the Packers (), but they still take it away, hence their three wins over expectation. As much as I want to take the Bears defense in a revenge match, the Packers and Rodgers have something annoyingly magical at Lambeau Field.

God these games are boring. It also feels like these NFC North teams play each other very week. Like, if I turned on the tv and saw GBvsCHI again Sunday I wouldn't even blink an eye. I would just watch Aaron Rodgers continue to have to worst body language since Jay Cutler, unless he's being an arrogant prick, which still looks terrible. Especially for a mediocre QB. Yes, I said it. Rodgers has one of the best RBs in the game and one of the top-5 WRs in the game, when healthy, which he is, yet the QB that entered the game ranked 10th according to PFF and then completed under 50% of his passes for 203 passing yards and one TD, despite only being hit four times, sacked once and having only three of his passes defensed. Tell me again how good these Packers and Aaron Rodgers are, I'll wait...
 


The Tennessee Titans have not been the same team since they replaced Marcus Mariota with Ryan Tannehill.


Houston Texans 8-5 (+3) @ Tennessee Titans 8-5 (50.5): Titans 27-23 Texans 24-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Nissan Stadium, Nashville, TN (Weather: 20% rain; low 50s)
Keys: Suddenly the Titans are the teams no one wants to face. Can you blame them? The Titans currently rank in the top-10 in scoring offense (10th) and defense (9th), TOs (9th) and takeaways (6th), and rushing (6th) and passing ypa (10th). Seems like a lifetime ago these Titans were 2-4 heading into Week 7 with Marcus Mariota at the helm. Derrick Henry’s annual second-half magic might be on hold Sunday, but the Texans have had trouble lately with explosive offenses and just so happens the Titans have become explosive lately. The Texans might be able to take advantage of some match ups with De’Andre Hopkins, but assuming the Titans switch it up and take Hopkins out of the game the Titans could all but clinch the AFC South Sunday.

Man, I'm sick of getting these games wrong by the skin of my teeth. The Texans had more TOs and fewer offensive yards yet was winning 24-14 with only a few minutes remaining in the game. Ugh.




*Denver Broncos 5-8 (+10.5) @ Kansas City Chiefs 9-4 (45.5): Broncos 23-20 23-3

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City, MO (Weather: 40% wintry mix; low 30s)

Keys: I not only have the Broncos covering Sunday, I have them winning. The Broncos have won three of their last five and the two losses have come at Minnesota and at Buffalo, two of the best defenses in the NFL. The Broncos, themselves, are one of the better defenses in the NFL, and they may have struck gold with rookie Drew Lock, now 2-0 in two starts, and just happens to have grown up in the Kansas City area. Patrick Mahomes is clearly not 100% and he just injured his throwing hand against the New England Patriots last week, and the only bad match up for Denver is Tyreek Hill, but the Broncos have elite safeties, so help is right around the corner. Look for the Broncos to stun the Chiefs, just like they did to the Houston Texans after their emotional win over the New England Patriots. * = DEN COVER

Cool, so 40% chance of snow turned into a blizzard that the Broncos somehow forgot how to play in, despite being the team from the state where it snows half the year. 




Miami Dolphins 3-10 (+3.5) @ New York Giants 2-11 (46.5): Dolphins 27-20 Giants 36-20
Sunday, 1:00 PM, MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (Weather: Sunny; low 40s)
Keys: Meh. Only one of these teams needs a QB, and the Dolphins have proved they’re not trying to tank anything, so the hunt for Joe Borrow is not on tomorrow, but that doesn’t mean anyone will want to tune into this debacle outside of South Florida or the greater New York area. According to Pro Football Reference’s SRS metric (SoS/point differential equation) these are the 30th (NYG) and 32nd ranked (MIA) teams in the NFL. Perhaps Eli Manning gets a chance to bring the record back to .500, but Ryan Fitzpatrick is just that dude who comes in and beats you in a meaningless game towards the end of the season.

The Miami Dolphins are smarter than I thought. Brian Flores gave us the impression the Dolphins were actually trying, but they knew if they just played dead against the Giants and give Eli Manning his .500 record they'd have a better shot at the top draft pick, which isn't Tua anymore because he's a walking injury, and who cares if it's Joe Borrow, the most overrated potential top pick since people were arguing that Rick Mirer should be one. So...what was the point?




Philadelphia Eagles 6-7 (-4.5) @ Washington Pigskins 3-10 (40): Pigskins 21-20 Eagles 37-27

Sunday, 1:00 PM, FedEx Field, Landover, MD (Weather: Mostly Sunny; low 50s)

Keys: The Eagles need to win out to make the playoffs. Seems simple enough, right? Not really, especially after losing Alshon Jeffery for the season and maybe Lane Johnson for the week after both suffered injuries against the New York Giants last week. The Eagles have almost no remaining weapons besides Zach Ertz, but then again, Carson Wentz didn’t throw it to anyone else anyway. The truth is this mediocre Pigskins defense will have nothing to concentrate on but that match up, so the Eagles could be in trouble because Washington is 2-1 in their last three games and they just took the Packers to the brink in Green Bay. Considering the Eagles offense was mediocre when they still had Johnson and Jeffery doesn’t bode well going forward, especially against a Pigskins defense ranked 7th in sacks, 11th in passing yards allowed and 6th in takeaways, including 3rd in INTs (Philadelphia ranks 24th in INTs thrown).

The lesson here is no matter how bad the Eagles are, nothing can compare to how terrible Dan Snyder is. So upon reading the tea leaves, Snyder likely ordered the team to shit the bed so that they'd have another chance to screw up another top draft pick.
 


Russell Wilson is doing Russell Wilson things again in 2019 and have the Seattle Seahawks Super Bowl contenders almost on his own.


*Seattle Seahawks 10-3 (-6) @ Carolina Panthers 5-8 (48.5): Panthers 27-24 Seahawls 30-24

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, NC (Weather: Sunny; mid-50s)

Keys: The Panthers are an elite pass rush, a good pass defense as a result of that pass rush and an elite running team led by MVP candidate Run CMC. The Panthers aren’t much else. The Seahawks are nothing more than Russell Wilson and a ball-hawking defense (3rd takeaways), so what gives with the 5-win differential? Well, luck, as we’ve talked about all season, but that luck could run out facing the run-heavy Panthers on the east coast at what feels like 10 am for a Seahawks team ranked 25th in rushing yards allowed per attempt and 29th in rushing TDs allowed. * = CAR COVER

I was lucky to push and that's all I'm going to say about the most fraudulent top seed I can recall. This Seahawks team is about as bad as the Seahawks team that won the division at 7-9 a few years back. One thing goes wrong for Russell Wilson and Seattle can kiss their season goodbye just like the NFL kissed Josh Gordon's NFL career goodbye. Imagine a league that allows pain killers and cortisone shots like they're candy, but ruins lives over the very substance that could very well save the league from CTE issues. The NFL is a bunch of crooks, and if my passion for the game didn't surpass my hatred for NFL brass, you wouldn't even be reading these articles. In fact, this could very well be my final season. 




Jacksonville Jaguars 4-9 (+6.5) @ Oakland Raiders 6-7 (45.5): Raiders 23-21 Jaguars 20-16

Sunday, 4:05 PM, Oakland Coliseum, Oakland, CA (Weather: Sunny; mid-50s)

Keys: It was a promising season for the Raiders just a few weeks ago, but alas, the dream is dead in Oakland. The dream died long ago for the Jaguars after having their souls snatched by the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship two years ago. For the sake of integrity, the Jaguars cover, because even without DJ Chark, the Raiders have an Expected W-L record of 4-9 (PFR), an SRS rank of 27th and have one of the worst defenses in the NFL.

Stop me if you've heard any of these statements before: The officials stole a game away from a team because of a terrible call that couldn't be reversed and/or the Oakland Raiders fucked up their final game at _____ stadium in ______ city. It's been real, Raiders Nation, but now you truly are a black hole.




Cleveland Browns 6-7 (-2.5) @ Arizona Cardinals 3-9-1 (48): Browns 27-23 Cardinals 38-24

Sunday, 4:05 PM, Univ. of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: Speaking of promising seasons, no team has ever been lofted higher in the preseason before having achieved anything than these Cleveland Browns. Cleveland has actually pulled out four wins in their last five games, but starting the season 2-6 destroyed any hopes of a post season. To make matters worse, Baker Mayfield has regressed at a horrible rate, despite the recent wins, and the Browns could be without their best offensive player (OBJ) to defection and their best defensive player (Myles Garrett) to the most ridiculous and violent act anyone under the age of 50 has ever seen in an NFL game. This is either a game where the Browns can have success running the ball, the Browns passing attack can get back on track against one of the worst passing defenses in the NFL, or both, as the former sets up the latter. I’ve been on the Cardinals all year, but these Browns are angry and Arizona is just hapless enough for Cleveland to take it out on them.

I can't stop laughing at the Cleveland Browns, but especially Baker Mayfield and OBJ. I dare you to think of two more arrogant pro athletes that have eaten more crow than these two? There isn't enough popcorn in the world...




Minnesota Vikings 9-4 (-2.5) @ Los Angeles Chargers 5-8 (44.5): Vikings 24-20 Vikings 39-10
Sunday, 4:05 PM, Stub Hub Field, Carson, CA (Weather: Sunny; low 60s)
Keys: In researching the Patriots streak of not losing three games in a row these Vikings came up second of active teams with a streak lasting nearly three years. I had no idea. That doesn’t come into play here because the Vikings haven’t even lost two games in a row this season, and if not for the Green Bay Packers, would be running away with the NFC North division. The Chargers are an utter disappointment, rife with injuries, but are here to play spoiler as Minnesota battles for their division. The Vikings rank 7th in both scoring offense and defense and rank in the top-10 in both TOs (9th) and takeaways (7th), but the Chargers are no slouches themselves, ranking 8th in scoring defense and 4th in yards allowed; the Chargers even rank 10th in yards gained. In fact, only 0.1 ppg separates these two scoring defenses. The biggest difference? The TO battle, which the Chargers lose badly (24th TOs; 30th takeaways). Therein lies the difference, and if Philip Rivers keeps throwing it to the other team (28th INTs) these Vikings will make short work of them. 

If I had a nickle for every expert that said this was a trap game for the Vikings because "they were playing on natural grass" I'd have about $1.35. 

One or both of these guys needs to get it together quickly if they want to slavage the Dallas Cowboys season.

*Los Angeles Rams 8-5 (-1) @ Dallas Cowboys 6-7 (49): Rams 27-24 Cowboys 44-21
Sunday, 4:25 PM, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX (Weather: Indoors)
Keys: Ahh, the old Expected W-L metric I keep coming back to. The Cowboys Expected W-L record is 8.2-4.8. What do you know? There’s no denying the Cowboys are better than their 6-7 record, at least statistically, but that’s the problem; something doesn’t add up. You could blame the coaching for not having the team better prepared and not handling the players a little better, but the bottom line is the Cowboys don’t take the ball away (26th) and they let teams run on them too much (19th rushing yards allowed; 22nd RTDs allowed). Dak Prescott, for as well as he plays, throws too many INTs (18th), which aids in the Cowboys ending 11.5% of their drives in a TO (19th). On the other side the Rams seemed to have found their ground again, no pun intended, but have now rattled off three wins in four weeks, including a big win over the Seattle Seahawks last week. All of a sudden the reigning NFC Champions-turned-mediocre Rams are back in business and only three games back from the division lead and two games behind the Seahawks with three games to go, including one against the San Francisco 49ers, after being left for dead just a few weeks ago. The Rams also get after the QB (4th sacks), which could be a problem for this hobbled Cowboys offensive line. The opening line to this game was Cowboys -4 and that was immediately bet to a PK within 48 hours. By the time I researched the game it had already settled on Rams -1. That means nobody sees the Cowboys getting their act together, at least not this week, with a desperate Rams team doing everything they can to stay in the hunt in a loaded NFC. * = LAR COVER

It stands to reason the moment everyone gets back on the Rams bandwagon and writes off the Cowboys for dead the Rams lay an egg and the Cowboys look like Super Bowl contenders. This is one maddening league to gamble on.



Atlanta Falcons 4-9 (+11) @ San Francisco 49ers 11-2 (47): 49ers 33-20 Falcons 29-20
Sunday, 4:25 PM, Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara, CA (Weather: Sunny; mid-50s)
Keys: I would imagine Kyle Shanahan has something for his old team, which at the very least would be abandoning obvious traits and signals or anything that would tip the Falcons and Matt Ryan off. Meanwhile, Shanahan knows all of Dan Quinn’s defensive habits, and I think it’s fair to say Shanahan is the more cerebral coach in this match up, with all due respect to Quinn, who I’m pretty sure is my friend Barry’s twin brother separated at birth. I digress. Do we even have to do this? The 49ers are better on every level except the passing game because it’s a hard to beat 3rd (ATL passing yards) and even harder to beat 1st(ATL pass attempts). If you split the difference between the Falcons ppg and the 49ers points allowed per game and stack it against the 49ers ppg you get 10.15 points. What do you know, the spread is 11 points. Sometimes betting math is so complicated I can’t even decipher it; sometimes I wonder if these people are just averaging numbers.

The 49ers were the NFC's top seed while leading the Falcons 22-17 with 1:48 left in the game. 1:48 later the 49ers were on the losing end of the game to the team that used to employ their head coach and were the second seed in the NFC. That's one hell of a two-minute drill.


*Buffalo Bills 9-4 (+2) @ Pittsburgh Steelers 8-5 (36.5): Bills 20-17
Sunday, 8:20 PM, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (Weather: 30% snow; high 30s)
Keys: Maybe the reason the Bills are 5-1 on the road this year is because three of their road games were within a few hours drive and two were at Meadowlands Stadium in NJ in consecutive weeks. OK, their only road loss was their closest road game at Cleveland, but let my argument stand. Guess where their latest “road” game is? A quick 3.25-hour drive south to Pittsburgh. If you like defense this is you game because both rank in the top-6 in both scoring defense and yards allowed and yards per play and are ranked in the top-10 in a host of other important defensive metrics, including sacks. In fact, the Steelers lead the league in sacks and TOs. The big difference here is the Bills are one of the best rushing attacks in the NFL and are like a poor man’s Baltimore Ravens, which beat both these teams, but both the Bills and Steelers gave the Ravens trouble (BAL beat PIT in OT). What I’m trying to say is that style can beat the Steelers, but it won’t be easy. * = BUF COVER

Pittsburgh turned the ball over five times and the Bills still only won 17-10, so don't expect Buffalo to do anything once they make the playoffs against teams that can actually score points. The Steelers are in the same boat, because even if they make the playoffs, they're not scoring on anybody. 




Indianapolis Colts 6-7 (+9) @ New Orleans Saints 10-3 (46): Saints 30-20
Monday, 8:15 PM, Mercedes Benz Superdome, New Orleans, LA (Weather: Indoors)
Keys: It’s likely curtains for the Colts, who just a few weeks ago were the favorites to win the AFC South. Insert Ryan Tannehill into the Tennessee Titans and so much for that. It’s unfortunate because the Colts were one of the better running teams in the league before the injury to Marlon Mack, the defense was playing great all with Jacoby Brissett after the sudden retirement of Andrew Luck. Did I mention HOF kicker Adam Vinatieri, now on IR, probably cost them four games this season with his horrible kicking? Many teams can say they lost a few games this season to bad kicking; no team can claim what the Colts can. The Saints, on the other hand, won five games without their star QB Drew Brees, and are the mix for the first round bye with several other teams (GB; MIN; SEA; SF). The Saints are statistically that much better than the Colts, but they aren’t missing key pieces like the Colts are, they’re home in the hardest indoor stadium to play in and the Saints don’t turn the ball over (1st TOs). That’s a recipe for the end of the Colts 2019 season, albeit a respectable one.

Drew Brees broke the all-time TD pass record held by Peyton Manning Monday Night. It will be a joyous week until Tom Brady breaks it Sunday. And then we get to watch two 40+-year old QBs battle for TD supremacy in a league where you can't even touch the QB anymore. Everyone must be so proud.  




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