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Wednesday, December 4, 2019

PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA Week 14: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis) SUNDAY EDITION

2019 NFL SEASON 
P R O F O O T B A L L M E D I A
Week 14: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis)
SUNDAY EDITION

2019 NFL SEASON WEEK 13: 
  8-8 .500 (WINS); 10-6 .625 (ATS); 7-9 .438 (O/U)
2019 NFL SEASON TOTALS:
125-65-1 .658 (WINS); 103-84-4 .551 (ATS); 104-84-3 .553 (O/U)
WEEK 13 TOP 5 GAMES:
N/A
TOP 5 GAMES SEASON TOTAL:
37-21-2 (.638)
 
Note/Key (when applicable): Statistical analysis based on the following metrics (abbreviations): Points scored (PF); points against (PA); Point differential (PD) Yards gained (YG); Yards allowed (YA); Red Zone TD efficiency (RZ); 3rd-down efficiency (3rd); Turnover ratio (TO); Time of possession (TOP); Yards per play (YPP); Sacks (S); Interceptions (INT); Penalty yards (PEN); Against the spread (ATS). *All images from Google with permission to reuse without license* Statistical sources include, but not limited to: Pro Football Reference; Pro Football Focus; ESPN.com; NFL.com; TeamRankings.com. Point spreads and over/under figures are taken from the opening lines via Vegas Insider

NEW TO PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA FOR THE 2019 SEASON
< Drake voice >
"TOP 5 TOP 5 TOP 5"
 
Pro Football Media will choose the Top 5 Betting Games of the Week for either the spread OR O/U denoted by an asterisk (*). Roll with our Top 5 and watch the money pile up all season!



 The Dallas Cowboys need to start turning their long drives into touchdowns if they want to start winning consistently. 


Dallas Cowboys 6-6 (-3) @ Chicago Bears 6-6 (42.5): Bears 21-20
Thursday, 8:20 PM, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (Weather: Partly cloudy; low 50s)
Keys: I imagine when everyone saw this game on the schedule they assumed it would be a battle between two division leaders and a possible glimpse into the NFC Championship game. Well, several months later and a reversion of major stars has rendered these teams playoff hopefuls and even that is a stretch. At this point the Bears are all but eliminated after preseason Super Bowl LIV aspirations and the Cowboys only hope is winning the NFC East, which could be accomplished with a losing record. Quite frankly, I’m tired of writing about how talented these two teams are and how well they rank statistically, relatively, yet both sit at 6-6 with almost no chance at the postseason, and less of a chance of advancing in the playoffs if Dallas were to win their division. To say the Bears have run into issues is factual and to say they were drastically overrated coming into 2019 is fair; to say the Cowboys have underachieved is the understatement of 2019, because most other assumed disappointments were largely premature overreactions (Cleveland Browns). According to Pro Football Reference the Cowboys should be 8-4 according to the expected W-L metric we’ve discussed all season, which is all the underachievement proof one needs. The Cowboys do every thing well offensively, but don’t score enough points, and they’re banged up all over the offensive line; the Bears don’t allow many yards and they definitely don’t allow many points, but they’re missing key defenders themselves and they simply can't score. If the Cowboys are going to get back on track and save their season they’re going to have to start scoring on the road against one of the best defenses in the league. Yikes. Hey, at least the Bears are offensively inept, no pun intended, and could be disinterested by the time Thursday comes around. Who the hell knows with either of these two teams anyway.


Carolina Panthers 5-7 (-2.5) @ Atlanta Falcons 3-9 (48): Falcons 24-23
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: Week 14 is upon us and so is the realization that 20 teams won’t be making the playoffs, including these two. Both teams have suffered massively disappointing seasons and both will have new have coaches in 2020; in fact, Carolina has already fired Riverboat Ron. The Panthers will always remember 2020 as the year they tried to make a bonnet-less Kyle Allen a franchise QB over Cam Newton and the year Run DMC had the craziest season for a RB no will ever remember. The Falcons will always remember 28-3, because they clearly still haven’t forgotten it. The Falcons won the last meeting v. Carolina 29-3 on the road, so why would this game be any different?




Baltimore Ravens 10-2 (-5.5) @ Buffalo Bills 0-1 (43.5): Ravens 23-20
Sunday, 1:00 PM, New Era Stadium, Buffalo, NY (Weather: Cloudy; low 40s)

Keys: Introducing the opposite of the previous game. Not only are these two teams playoff-bound, the Ravens are currently Super Bowl LIV favorites and the Bills could overtake the New England Patriots in the AFC East for the first time in two decades. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of the game is the QB match-up: same draft class, same skill set, relatively, and the same impact on their respective teams. Josh Allen is a poor man’s Lamar Jackson and I’ve been saying for a month, long before the national media. The major difference is athleticism, of course, as Jackson makes you miss, and, well, Allen just runs over you. That’s not to say Allen isn’t athletic or that Jackson isn’t tough, but both bring similar results with a unique style and both opposing defenses are going to have a hard time. The Bills are the 3rd-ranked defense in terms of points and yards allowed and are one of the best passing defenses in the NFL. The Ravens rank 5th and 7th, respectively, in those metrics, and rank 7th in takeaways. The Ravens are also one of the best run defenses in the NFL, but the sample size is small because teams don’t have the chance to run on Baltimore. This game comes down to the Bills making the Ravens one-dimensional and forcing them to run, which isn’t exactly a weak link in the Ravens chain. The Bills are still better than everyone thinks, so they’ll cover, but I’m not sure they can pull off the win against these Ravens, even at home.




*Cincinnati Bengals 1-11 (+8.5) @ Cleveland Browns 5-7 (41): Browns 24-23

Sunday, 8:20 PM, First Energy Stadium, Cleveland, OH (Weather: Partly cloudy; low 50s)

Keys: This is one of those “Who cares?” games. It would take the Browns winning four games to close out the season and the rest of the AFC collapsing for Cleveland to make the playoffs and this team was 8/1 to win Super Bowl LIV at one point. Silly public. Here comes the pride campaign, where the Browns pull off a few meaningless wins to salvage their season, at least in their eyes. * = CIN COVER



Aaron Rodgers leads the Packers against the hapless Washington Pigskins in Green Bay Sunday.

Washington Pigskins 3-9 (+13) @ Green Bay Packers 9-3 (42): Packers 27-13
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Lambeau Field, Green Bay, WI (Weather: Cloudy; low 40s) 

Keys: The Pigskins are feeling themselves after their first winning streak of the year, but let’s get real. The Pigskins could be the worst team in the NFL outside of Cincinnati, but the Packers have at least two unexpected wins this season, and we’re talking statistically, not emotionally. Regardless, the Packers should make quick work of a Washington team that gives up the 6th-most yards on the ground and is 21st in passing ypa, especially if they want to keep pace with a packed NFC.




*Detroit Lions 3-8-1 (+14) @ Minnesota Vikings 8-4 (42.5): Vikings 24-21

Sunday, 1:00 PM, US Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, MN (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: These Lions are the opposite of the Green Bay Packers in that they should have two more expected wins. We’ve discussed all year the metrics Pro Football Reference uses to determine these expected W-L records, and the Lions might be the clearest example of this. AT the very least the Lions have lost two games they literally should’ve won (e.g. an assistant coach calls a TO at the snap of the game-winning play, which ultimately results in a tie), and that’s not even accounting for official error, of which the Lions have suffered numerous examples. In other words, 14 points? Under any circumstances a 14-point spread is a lot for an NFL game, but in these circumstances it’s almost ridiculous, especially on a short week with Adam Thielen doubtful. * = DET COVER




*San Francisco 49ers 10-2 (+3) @ New Orleans Saints 10-2 (44.5): Saints 23-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Mercedes Benz Superdome, New Orleans, LA (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: The battle of the titans, the 49ers get tested two weeks in a row by playing the team they’ll likely face in the Super Bowl (Baltimore Ravens) and then following it up with a game against the team they could face in the NFC Championship. The Saints are 5-1 at home this year, which isn’t unusual, but the 49ers are 5-1 on the road, which is unusual since the days of Colin Kaepernick in what seems like a lifetime ago. The 49ers are simply the better team here, but the Saints are a different team at home, especially on the defensive side of the ball because the opposing QB can't even communicate. San Francisco is also arguably the best passing defense, so even if the Saints have a few home field advantages, they might not be worth that much. New Orleans probably gets 3.5-4 points for being home, meaning the Las Vegas thinks the 49ers are the slightly better team. I argue here that the 49ers are a much better football team, probably by the two wins Pro Football Reference calculates they are, but the Saints don’t turn the ball over (1st TOs) and the Superdome is almost an impossible place to play in for any offense. * = SF COVER




Miami Dolphins 3-9 (+5.5) @ New York Jets 4-8 (44): Jets 27-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (Weather: Sunny; low 40s)
Keys: Ahh, another game that doesn’t matter. Some of these games aren’t even worth doing the research for, but here we are. These are two of the worst offenses in the NFL and one plays against a Jets defense that only exists because of Jamal Adams, who will likely miss Sunday’s game. Ugh.


This is Adam Vinatieri, but don't tell anyone.
Indianapolis Colts 6-6 (+3) @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers 5-7 (47.5): Bucs 27-23

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Raymond James Stadium, Tampa Bay, FL (Weather: Sunny; high 70s)

Keys: The Colts have been through a lot in 2019 and they still almost puled off the improbable. The Bucs have been exactly what most thought they would be: A gun-slinging “No risk it no biscuit” offense led by Bruce Arians and a QB in Jameis Winston as used to throwing it to the other team as any gifted QB in football history. Both of these teams are as middle-of-the-pack as can be, but the Colts are the epitome of mediocre; the Bucs, on the other hand, have one of the most dynamic offenses in the NFL (4th points; 5th yards gained) to compliment one of the worst defenses (30th points allowed). In fact, these teams are so Even Steven the Colts score and allow ~21 ppg; the Bucs score and allow ~28 ppg. Tampa Bay’s problem is TOs; the Bucs rank 31st, while Winston is on his own historic TO pace. Tampa Bay does have one of the best rush defenses in the NFL, so if they could force the Marlon Mack-less Colts to be one-dimensional, and limit the TOs, they should take care of business at home.




*Denver Broncos 4-8 (+9.5) @ Houston Texans 8-4 (41.5): Broncos 21-20

Sunday, 1:00 PM, NRG Stadium, Houston, TX (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: The Texans are riding high after a huge win against the New England Patriots, so this could be the perfect let-down scenario for Houston against a Broncos team ranked in the top-10 in points against (8th), and yards (9th), passing yards (5th) and rushing TDs allowed (6th), as long as Von Miller is a go. * = DEN COVER




Los Angeles Chargers 4-8 (-3) @ Jacksonville Jaguars 4-8 (43): Chargers 21-17

Sunday, 4:05 PM, TIAA Bank Stadium, Jacksonville, FL (Weather: 20% storms; low 70s) 

Keys: Two of the biggest disappointments of the past few years face off in a meaningless game in the setting Florida Sun, which is apropos considering both of these QBs will be riding off into the sunset at the end of the year, it just depends on where that sunset ends. The biggest question kids will be asking Saint Nick this Xmas is if he can bring back Minshew Mania in 2020, while the Chargers will be looking for a new home with new fans by then. The Chargers are the better team by all accounts, so look for the win and the cover on the road against the directionless Jaguars, unless Leonard Fournette goes crazy. The good kind.




Tennessee Titans 7-5 (-2.5) @ Oakland Raiders 6-6 (47.5): Titans 27-20

Sunday, 4:25PM, Oakland Coliseum, Oakland, CA (Weather: Chance rain; low 60s)

Keys: This game will be played between two teams on the playoff cusp, but the Titans are on the rise under the guidance of Ryan Tannehill, while the Raiders are trending down and could be missing a ton of valuable players come Sunday (DNP: Trent Brown; Josh Jacobs). The Titans defense ranks 7th in points allowed and rank in the top-10 in every rushing defense metric besides attempts (12th). The Raiders will likely be one-dimensional and lacking along the offensive line, which all I need to hear to fade Derek Carr and a Raiders team that may have peaked too early. 
 



The Dark Hoodie has a game plan for Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs and we can't wait to see it.



*Kansas City Chiefs (+3) @ New England Patriots 10-2 (48.5): Patriots 28-27

Sunday, 4:25PM, Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, MA (Weather: Sunny; low 40s)

Keys: We could analyze numbers until we were blue in the face, but the game is pretty simple. The Chiefs dynamic offense will face their toughest test of the season against Bill Belichick and the Patriots and the Patriots ever-increasingly anemic offense will face a Chiefs defense that is bad, but not as bad as everyone thinks. Clear? Exactly. This game could go any direction, as it has the past few meetings between these two teams, but at the end of the day it’s impossible to bet against the Patriots at home in December, although, if there was ever a time to it, it would be against these Chiefs in this game. * = KC COVER




Pittsburgh Steelers 7-5 (-2.5) @ Arizona Cardinals 3-8-1 (43.5): Steelers 24-21

Sunday, 4:25 PM, Univ. of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: The Steelers have one of those situations where they’ve lost their starting QB and are now on their 3rd-string QB, their coach has been under fire and they’ve been involved in a major scandal, yet they keep winning against the odds. That’s a dangerous team, and not one a rookie QB that could be without his starting center wants to face. The Steelers have quietly built one of the best defenses in the NFL as the season has progressed and now rank in the top-10 in points allowed (6th), yards allowed (5th), takeaways (1st), INTs (2nd), passing yards (7th), passing ypa (4th), rushing ypa (5th) and rushing TDs (1st). I’ve had a hard time betting against Kyler Murray and the Cardinals all year, but Pittsburgh winning by a FG doesn’t seem like a long shot, it seems logical.




Seattle Seahawks 10-2 (-2.5) @ Los Angeles Rams 7-5 (46.5): Seahawks 24-23

Sunday, 8:20 PM, Los Angeles Memorial Stadium, Los Angeles, CA (Weather: Chance rain; mid-60s)

Keys: It keeps coming back to this expected W-L for me and these teams have identical expected W-L records (SEA: 6.8-5.2; LAR: 6.9-5.1), which means the Seahawks have been luckier than the Rams, but luck favors the prepared team, and no one is more prepared than MVP candidate Russell Wilson (26 TDs; 4 INTs). The Rams are in the top-third of the NFL in most metrics on both sides of the ball, but right below the top-quarter, which would represent playoff teams. That stands to reason. The Seahawks have a great offense (5th points scored; 3rd yards gained; top-10 passing & running offenses), but a defense that ranks in the bottom third of the league, except one key metric: takeaways (3rd). Those takeaways have provided short fields (4th avg. starting field position), so if the Rams offense can’t hold on to the ball (22nd TOs) it could be a long night, especially if it rains.



New York Giants 2-10 (+8.5) @ Philadelphia Eagles 5-7 (47): Eagles 27-21

Monday, 8:15 PM, Lincoln Financial Stadium, Philadelphia, PA (Weather: Sunny; mid-40s)

Keys: If the Eagles lose they’d be two games behind the Dallas Cowboys with three games to go and a head-to-head match-up, but more alarmingly, they’d have lost to the 2-10 Giants and fallen to 5-8 in in a year when most people had them penciled into the NFC slot for Super Bowl LIV. The Giants are only good at two things: passing the ball a lot (5th) and not allowing many rush ypa (6th). Not only does pass attempts mean nothing if they’re not efficient (NYG: 24th INTs; 27th pass ypa), especially with Saquon Barkley as your RB, but Eli Manning is back in the mix and now his 116-116 record is in jeopardy. I honestly don’t know what to expect from the Eagles anymore, but I do expect the Giants to cover 8.5 points as long as Eli can evade the Eagles pass rush.



Stay tuned for Tuesday's Gone: Week 14 #NFL Game Reviews coming Wednesday!


 











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PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA Tuesday's Gone: Week 13 #NFL Game Reviews THANKSGIVING WEEK EDITION

2019 NFL SEASON 
P R O F O O T B A L L M E D I A
Tuesday's Gone: Week 13 #NFL Game Reviews
THANKSGIVING WEEK EDITION

2019 NFL SEASON WEEK 13: 
  8-8 .500 (WINS); 10-6 .625 (ATS); 7-9 .438 (O/U)
2019 NFL SEASON TOTALS:
125-65-1 .658 (WINS); 103-84-4 .551 (ATS); 104-84-3 .553 (O/U)
WEEK 13 TOP 5 GAMES:
N/A
TOP 5 GAMES SEASON TOTAL:
37-21-2 (.638)
 
Note/Key (when applicable): Statistical analysis based on the following metrics (abbreviations): Points scored (PF); points against (PA); Point differential (PD) Yards gained (YG); Yards allowed (YA); Red Zone TD efficiency (RZ); 3rd-down efficiency (3rd); Turnover ratio (TO); Time of possession (TOP); Yards per play (YPP); Sacks (S); Interceptions (INT); Penalty yards (PEN); Against the spread (ATS). *All images from Google with permission to reuse without license* Statistical sources include, but not limited to: Pro Football Reference; Pro Football Focus; ESPN.com; NFL.com; TeamRankings.com. Point spreads and over/under figures are taken from the opening lines via Vegas Insider

NEW TO PRO FOOTBALL MEDIA FOR THE 2019 SEASON
< Drake voice >
"TOP 5 TOP 5 TOP 5"
 
Pro Football Media will choose the Top 5 Betting Games of the Week for either the spread OR O/U denoted by an asterisk (*). Roll with our Top 5 and watch the money pile up all season!


It's that time of the year when everyone over the age of 40 tries to explain to everyone under the age of 40 that Madden was an actual person and FIFA is not.

 
Chicago Bears 5-6 (-2.5) @ Detroit Lions 3-7-1 (39): Bears 20-17 Bears 24-20

Thanksgiving, 12:30 PM, Ford Field, Detroit, MI (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: When the season began many experts circled this game as a potential window into the NFC North divisional race and the playoff picture as the last quarter of the season approached. Instead, these are two of the most disappointing teams in the league, especially the Bears, who had Super Bowl LIV aspirations heading into 2019 following a 12-4 season the year before. The problem in Chicago has largely been the QB; Mitch(ell) Trubisky is rated 30th in the league. The problem in Detroit has been anything but Matthew Stafford, save his cap-crippling salary, but what else is new? Has Stafford ever been the problem? Truth be told, the Lions expected W-L record according to Pro Football Reference is 5-6, meaning the Lions have shot themselves in the foot at least twice this season. That certainly isn’t new, and therein lies the problem. Talk of a Lions curse has permeated the league for 50 years, just ask believers in Bobby Lane. This game comes down to the Bears 4th ranked defense (scoring; yards allowed) taking on a Lions offense that ranks 11th in scoring and 9th in yards, but are without Stafford again as Jeff Driskel sits at questionable on the injury report. The bottom line is you can’t trust Trubisky to score points and you obviously can’t trust Driskel week-to-week, so this game will be the one you ignore while staring into the turkey oven. At least you aren’t thinking the same thing Trubisky is when he stares into his oven. What, I meant he might have to become a baker, jeez...

This game was 20-17 with only a few minutes left, but I was on the wrong side, so suffice it to say I'm glad it went the other way. Trubisky threw his third TD pass of the game to save the game, push the over and keep his job for one more week.


Buffalo Bills 8-3 (+7) @ Dallas Cowboys 6-5 (45): Cowboys 24-20 Bills 26-15
Thanksgiving, 4:30 PM, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: We move on from the appetizer game to the main course, a battle between a Cowboys team trying to bounce back from a cold, wet loss in New England and a Bills team that’s shockingly still relevant as December approaches. There’s no rest for the weary, as the Cowboys go from facing the best defense since the Ravens defenses of the early oughts to facing a Bills team that ranks 3rd in scoring defense, 3rd in yards allowed and 3rd in passing ypa. Looks like Ezekiel Elliot gets another chance to prove he's worth $50 million guaranteed. As Dak Prescott navigates the Bills stellar passing defense, watch out for Josh Allen, who has quietly put together an amazing sophomore season, throwing for 15 TDs and only 8 INTs while rushing for 387 yards and 7 more TDs. On paper the Cowboys top-10 defense (7th scoring defense; 6th yards allowed) should be able to stuff the Bills offense, but paper hasn’t translated to the field consistently, and the Cowboys have yet to beat a team with a winning record this season. That streak ends on Thanksgiving, because not only do the Cowboys have to beat a quality team at some point, that point has to be now as they can take control of the NFC East and win back the hearts of their distracted fans on Thanksgiving and save Jason Garrett’s job.


The Bills are suddenly pressuring the New England Patriots for the AFC East and it's December 2nd. Think about that. The Cowboys have underachieved so much that for the first in what seems like 20 years Jason Garrett is done. 


New Orleans Saints 9-2 (-7) @ Atlanta Falcons 3-8 (49): Saints 27-24 Saints 26-18

Thanksgiving, 8:20 PM, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Atlanta, GA (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: As the tryptophan cuddles up to postprandial somnolence we’ll slip deep into sleep and miss the Saints beating the Falcons in a low-scoring game and wrap up the NFC South by Thursday of Week 13. Now that I’ve jinxed the game we’ll probably get a 43-38 barn-burner. Or will we? Something in the Falcons defense has suddenly sparked, whether a function of Dan Quinn’s impending canning or professionals tiring of under-performance, and the Saints, well, are sort of over-performing. In fact, this very Week 10 match-up is what sparked a Falcons two-game winning streak after they shocked the Saints in New Orleans 26-9 following their Week 9 bye. According to Pro Football Reference, the Saints should be 7-4 and the Falcons 4-7, numbers based on point differential records using Bill James’ pythagorean expectation equation. It stands to reason considering the Saints went 5-0 with a backup QB, while the Falcons have had an abysmal season with one of the best passing attacks in the NFL. If we’re being honest, Drew Brees hasn’t looked great since his return from thumb surgery, but most of that could be contributed to age; at 41 Brees clearly doesn’t have the same arm strength, and doesn’t have the mobility, either, as these Falcons sacked him six times Week 10. I wouldn’t expect a repeat of that, per se, but these Falcons can hang with these Saints. 

Of all the things I could review in this game I'll stick to one: onside kicks. Younghoe Koo, the disgraced San Diego/Los Angeles Chargers kicker kicked as many successful onside kicks in 10 minutes of this game that the entire NFL has in 12 weeks. In fact, it was really three successful onside kicks, but one was called back for offsides, which wasn't even the right call.


Note: Due to the holiday and Phish tour the games will not include lengthy summaries or pictures, but rather score predictions with minimal analysis. The same time went into research, just not writing the summaries; PFM returns to normal business practices Week 14. Thanks for your understanding and support.

New York Jets 4-7 (-3) v. Cincinnati Bengals 0-11 (41.5): Jets 24-17 Bengals 22-6
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, OH (Weather: 30% rain; low 50s)

Keys: This game is a joke and no one cares, not even their fans. Don't be fooled by any Jets progress in this game, or surprised if the Bengals win.


I wonder if Le'Veon Bell still considers losing to the 0-11 Bengals progress? Should the Jets fans still wait patiently for this team to blossom? Are you kidding? The Jets have now given the Bengals their only win so far this season and the formerly winless Dolphins their first win of the season.


Tennessee Titans 6-5 (+2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts 6-5 (43.5): Titans 24-20 Titans 31-17
Sunday, 1:00PM, Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, IN (Weather Indoors)

Keys: Do these teams play each other every week?


Don't look now, but the Titans are suddenly scary. You probably should look at Adam Vinatieri trying to sneak out the back door so he has to explain how he was the single biggest reason for the Colts issues this season, surpassing Andrew Luck after losing a minimum of four games for the Colts so far. FOUR GAMES. Think about that: The Colts could easily be 9-3 and in full command of the AFC South DESPITE losing Luck forever. Instead, kickers in 2019 have almost ruined the NFL, at least the betting aspect.



Philadelphia Eagles 5-6 (-10) @ Miami Dolphins 2-9 (45): Eagles 27-23 Dolphins 37-31
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Hard Rock Stadium, Miami, FL (Weather: Sunny; low 80s)

Keys: Perfect trap game for the team that's "about to get back on track any week". Look for the Dolphins to cover at least.

Wow. I wonder what book Doug Pederson is going to write about this shit show. People think the New England Patriots are lucky without considering the winner of the NFC East will likely be 7-9. In other words, the Eagles are lucky they're in a division with the Dallas Cowboys, because all they have to do is beat the Cowboys, win the NFC East and the 4th seed and lose by 30 in the first round of the playoffs. That statue outside of Lincoln Financial looks more ridiculous by the day.



Green Bay Packers 8-3 (-6.5) @ New York Giants 2-9 (45): Packers 30-20 Packers 31-17
Sunday, 1:00 PM, MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ (Weather: 90% wintry mix; high 30s)

Keys: The Packers need to get their act together and what better team to do that against than the Giants in weather they happen to thrive in.

This was one of PFM's closest calls of the week, but it's nothing to brag about.

Cleveland Browns 5-6 (-2) @ Pittsburgh Steelers 6-5 (39): Browns 23-20 Steelers 20-13
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA (Weather: 90% rain; low 50s)


Keys: This game will be without Myles Garrett or Mason Rudolph, which is almost like Kyrie Irving wimping out of the Boston Celtics game, but not really, just in the sense we want to hear incessant booing and chaos. 

Baker Mayfield got hurt and suddenly the Browns have a legit excuse for sucking as bad as they've sucked. Just kidding, if anything, this should improve the Browns chances. What, you ask? Baker Mayfield is statistically the worst QB in the NFL. Let that sink in: THE WORST. The chip on Mayfield's shoulder is so big he forgot to take it off and practice his craft. How can you blame him though? All he has around him is Nick Chubb, OBJ and Jarvis Landry. Meanwhile, the Steelers and Coach of the Year candidate Mike Tomlin punched the Browns in the mouth again, after the Browns had revenge on the mind, and Cleveland is right back to where they always were: losing to the Steelers, missing the playoffs, getting clowned around the country and looking for a new head coach...again. If Mayfield keeps putting commercials ahead of play the Browns will be looking for another QB again, too.




Washington Pigskins 2-9 (+10) @ Carolina Panthers 5-6 (40): Panthers 24-17 Pigskins 29-21

Sunday, 1:00 PM, Bank of America Stadium, Charlotte, NC (Weather: 80% rain; low 60s)

Keys: The Pigskins are terrible and the Panthers are still trying to prove they're relevant while not trying to waste Run CMC's MVP season.

This game went so poorly the Panthers fired Riverboat Ron following the game. Yikes.




Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-7 (-1.5) @ Jacksonville Jaguars 4-7 (47.5): Bucs 27-24 Bucs 28-11

Sunday, 1:00 PM, TIAA Bank Stadium, Jacksonville, FL (Weather: 40% storms; low 80s) 

Keys: Who cares about the score, the question is how many INTs will Jameis Winston throw?

The Jaguars are a joke. Two years removed from their second-half collapse in the AFC Championship against the New England Patriots, their All-Pro defense disintegrated, Jalen Ramsey defected, they ditched Blake Bortles because they, too, were Foled by Nick, and now Doug Marrone is likely gone. That's what the Patriots do to teams. Just ask the LA Rams. Even if teams best the Patriots in meaningful games, they wilt within two season (Philadelphia Eagles). A few weeks ago this team moved on from Minshew Mania because he made a few mistakes and they were paying Foles tens of millions of dollars. Guess what? Foles won't even be on the team next year and he'll count for $34M in dead cap money. Looks like Tom Coughlin is slipping, too. 




San Francisco 49ers 10-1 (+5.5) @ Baltimore Ravens 9-2 (46): Ravens 27-23 Ravens 20-17

Sunday, 1:00 PM, M&T Bank Stadium, Baltimore, MD (Weather: 100% rain; low 40s) 

Keys: The 49ers are mediocre at one thing: stopping the run. The Ravens excel at running the ball. Yep, it's one of those classics and a likely glimpse of Super Bowl LIV. Baltimore is good, but 5.5-points better? Maybe so in the cold rain...

The game of the week did not disappoint, at least from a defensive battle perspective. The 49ers struggle with the run and Lamar Jackson ran for over 100 yards again, including a running TD, to compliment his passing TD (on only 105 passing yards on 4.6 ypa). The Ravens were simply more prepared, with reports of Jackson throwing in the rain on Thanksgiving to prepare for Sunday, while Jimmy Garappolo (165 passing yards; 1 TD) reportedly wouldn't even practice in the rain pregame. Huh?





Los Angeles Rams 6-5 (-3) @ Arizona Cardinals 3-7-1 (47.5): Cardinals 28-24 Rams 34-7

Sunday, 4:05 PM, Univ. of Phoenix Stadium, Glendale, AZ (Weather: Indoors) 

Keys: One of these teams was rebuilding from scratch while the other was a Super Bowl contender. It's interesting that the opposite will apply to these two teams in 2022.

The too-little-too-late Rams destroyed the Cardinals and PFM missed every mark on this game. The Rams outgained the Cardinals 549-198 and had 14 more 1st downs (27:13) on their way to a route that was over 43 seconds into the 2Q.




Los Angeles Chargers 4-7 (-3) @ Denver Broncos 3-8 (38.5): Chargers 21-17 Broncos 23-20
Sunday, 4:25 PM, Mile High Stadium, Denver, CO (Weather: Sunny; high 40s)
Keys: Meh.

Von Miller didn't even play and the Chargers still couldn't get anything going. Rookie Drew Lock threw 2 TDs in the 1Q alone and Brandon McManus kicked two 50+ yard FGs to help seal the victory. The Chargers kicked the game-tying FG with 14 seconds remaining, yet the Broncos managed one 37-yard play to get McManus within FG range to steal the game as time expired. Things look terrible in Los Angeles for the NFL right now, but the Chargers situation is so bad they might not even end up finishing the move to LA.




Oakland Raiders 6-5 (+10) @ Kansas City Chiefs 7-4 (51): Chiefs 30-27 Chiefs 40-9

Sunday, 4:25 PM, Arrowhead Stadium, Kansas City, MO (Weather: Breezy; high 30s)

Keys: 10 points seems like a lot for two teams that have been inconsistent to say the least, especially in the driving wind.

So much for the Raiders magical season. On to Las Vegas. 




New England Patriots 10-1 (-3) @ Houston Texans 7-4 (45): Patriots 24-23 Texans 28-22

Sunday, 8:20 PM, NRG Stadium, Houston, TX (Weather: Indoors)

Keys: The Patriots have the Texans number, but New England's offense is literally a joke and Bill Belichick only seems to struggle with mobile QBs. I'm not saying that means the Patriots win, or even cover, but it's the reason for the spread. 

Notice I didn't say much about this game? It was because the Texans are as inconsistent as any team with talent in the NFL and the Patriots have more question marks than the future of this country. The Texans led 28-9 with ten minutes remaining in the game before the Patriots, who outgained the Texans by nearly 200 yards and had almost twice as many first downs, scored twice in the 4Q to make it look like it was a competitive game. These Patriots are in trouble. 





Minnesota Vikings 8-3 (+3) @ Seattle Seahawks 9-2 (49.5): Seahawks 23-21 Seahawks 37-30
 
Monday, 8:20 PM, CenturyLink Field, Seattle, WA (Weather: Chance rain; high-30s)

Keys: Perhaps the game of the week, the questions are which Vikings offense shows up and whether Super Russ can continue his heroics.

Both QBs played similar games, but the opposite could be said for the running games, which Seattle dominated. Dalvin Cook only rushed for 29 yards on 9 carries, while Chris Carson rushed for 102 yards on 23 carries. Russell Wilson threw a pick-six, but the Seahawks held the ball for nearly 40 minutes, twice as long as the Vikings, preventing them from scoring enough points to win as the Vikings defense gave up the most points they've given up all season.

 




 
 
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