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Friday, September 8, 2017

Pro Football Media 2017 #NFL Preview






Welcome to Pro Football Media’s 2017 NFL Preview




Note: Like most of my articles the 2017 NFL Preview is long, so feel free to skip to your favorite team and/or division - or all the way to my Super Bowl LII prediction. Thanks for reading!



AFC 

EAST


The New England Patriots won Super Bowl LI in the most incredible fashion ever, coming back from down 28-3 to win the game in overtime. As if people didn’t hate the Patriots enough already New England went out and had, arguably, the best off-season of any team in league history. New England signed free agent and division rival Stephen Gilmore, one of the league’s top cornerbacks, because they feared losing star cornerback Malcolm Butler; the Patriots ultimately retained Butler, too. Perhaps an equally strong a move on the offensive side of the ball was the trade for the talented Brandin Cooks, who will supply New England with their first deep threat since Randy Moss. The Patriots lost LeGarrette Blount and his 18 TDs, but signed Rex Burkhead and Mike Gillislee, another divisional opponent that gave New England trouble. In fact, about the only negative thing to happen to the Patriots was the unfortunate late preseason loss of their top wide receiver, Julian Edleman; fortunately for the Patriots, in addition to Brandin Cooks, New England traded for another young talent in Phillip Dorsett. The defense will have its issues up front and will hinge largely on Dont’a Hightower’s health, but the secondary is good enough to make up for anything until Bill Belichick has the unit at mid-season strength. Anything short of winning Super Bowl LII would be a serious disappointment.

The Miami Dolphins were on the verge of knocking on the door at the end of the hallway, but now they have serious quarterback issues after losing Ryan Tannehill for the season. Miami had to resort to yanking Jay Cutler out of retirement with a $10 million offer. Reports claim he was as shocked as anyone they actually accepted. Jay Cutler’s familiarity with head coach Adam Gase will certainly help, as will having great skill players in Jarvis Landry and Jay Ajayi, but chemistry could be an issue and Cutler isn’t the guy to fix chemistry issues. Miami also lost their bye week to Hurricane Irma, which means Week 1 is technically their “bye week”. This also means the Dolphins travel to Los Angeles then to New York and then to London for Weeks 2, 3 and 4. That’s a brutal way to start the season, which wasn’t going to amount to much anyway after losing their “franchise” quarterback.

The Buffalo Bills had the best rushing attack in the NFL in 2016, but that’s where it ends. A promising threat to New England’s dynasty the past few seasons, the Bills suddenly seem to be in rebuilding mode. They sent Sammy Watkins to the Los Angeles Rams and then had Anquan Boldin retire on them. This set of circumstances will certainly stifle Tyrod Taylor’s growth, if he even passes the concussion protocol in time to play Week 1, otherwise the Bills will rely on rookie Nathan Peterson. The Bills will eat up a lot of yardage on the ground and rush the quarterback, but don’t expect much more.

The New York Jets are fire selling their only remaining good players to position themselves for a quarterback in next year’s draft that might end up staying at USC.


1.     New England Patriots

2.     Miami Dolphins

3.     Buffalo Bills

4.     New York Jets



NORTH

The Pittsburgh Steelers once again stand alone in this black-and-blue division. After suspension issues and a hold out scare with star running back Le’Veon Bell, another year filled with wincing over Ben Roethlisberger’s health and a defense that was no longer the anchor of the gritty Western Pennsylvania team, the Steelers are, well, basically right back where they were last year but in slightly better position. Roethlisberger is rested, Bell finally showed up alongside Anthony Brown problem-free for now and the Steelers historical defense is getting back to old form. Can Big Ben survive the gauntlet known as the AFC North? That’s the key to a Super Bowl run for Pittsburgh.

The Baltimore Ravens are worried about Joe Flacco’s health, but they should be more worried about all that money they paid him several years ago, which has hindered their ability to sign skill players. Speaking of that the Ravens may be just as worried about whom he’s going to throw the ball to. The Ravens defense is still one of the best in the NFL, but they might not be able to keep opponents within the small range of points the Ravens will score themselves - certainly not against playoff-caliber teams.

The Cincinnati Bengals have offensive weapons, but how will they fare after losing two of the best lineman in the NFL (T Andre Witworth; G Kevin Zeitler). The Bengals also added depth to an already clogged backfield, albeit by drafting uber-talented lightning rod Joe Mixon, which didn’t help their image in the process. However, image doesn’t really matter in the NFL, wins do, and the Bengals get plenty of those. Unfortunately those wins come in the regular season and never in the playoffs. Expect the same,  with even fewer regular season wins.


The Cleveland Browns are the worst team in the NFL again for the (however many years it’s been since Art Modell broke Cleveland’s heart and then somehow the city got another NFL football team) years.

1.     Pittsburgh Steelers

2.     Baltimore Ravens

3.     Cincinnati Bengals

4.     Cleveland Browns



SOUTH

The Houston Texans defense is one of the best in the NFL and if they had a quarterback Houston could be a favorite in the AFC. They don’t. Houston drafted talented Clemson quarterback DeShaun Watson and it’s possible we could see the rookie before the Texans bye week if Tom Savage can’t get any offense going. The Texans have the opposite problem the Tennessee Titans do – they have a super talented receiver in DeAndre Hopkins but no quarterback. Lamar Miller, when healthy, is also one of the most talented running backs in the league, but the offense struggled last year with the same components. The defense will be the key to any success the Texans have in 2017.

The Tennessee Titans are expected to make strides with talented 3rd-year quarterback Marcus Mariota and a young defense on the rise. The problem is they’re in a division where you could argue that to some degree about every other team in the AFC South. Mariota has a bright future, and the 3rd-ranked rush offense should only get better, but until Tennessee finds a serious threat at wide receiver the Titans continues to tread water.


The Indianapolis Colts are a mess. The franchise's entire future rests in the hands of a star quarterback with serious health issues. Sound familiar? The Colts will throw Scott Tolzien to the wolves until Luck is healthy enough to utilize TJ Hilton’s talent, leaving the seemingly ageless Frank Gore left to anchor the Colts until that moment arrives. The Colts scored in 2016, but that was with Luck, no pun intended. The defense isn’t talented enough to weather a long Luck absence.

The Jacksonville Jaguars have a lot to be excited about, but their young quarterback isn’t one of them. Just as the Jaguars have drafted the most anticipated rookie running back since Adrian Peterson their quarterback is regressing at an alarming rate. That being said, if Blake Bortles weren’t regressing Jacksonville wouldn’t have been in a position to draft Leonard Fournette in the first place. The Jaguars have a lot of young talent on defense, but that’s been the case for a few years now.

1.     Houston Texans

2.     Tennessee Titans

3.     Indianapolis Colts

4.     Jacksonville Jaguars



WEST

The Oakland Raiders suffered a heartbreaking late season injury to Derek Carr, destroying their 2016 playoff run, but this team is ready for their 2017 playoff run. All reports suggest Carr is back to full strength and all the Raiders did was lure hometown hero Marshawn Lynch out of retirement to make sure Oakland maintains that 6th-ranked rushing attack. Offense will not be a problem because Oakland is explosive, but the defense could remain an issue unless Khalil Mack can play all 11 positions or their top three draft picks immediately contribute. Either way, the Raiders have high aspirations.

The Kansas City Chiefs are interesting. Despite losing Spencer Ware for the season they could still be one of the most talented offensive units in the NFL. Despicable as he may be off the field, Tyreek Hill is explosive. The carries will be handed to a rookie, and although he may be hyped, he didn’t fumble once in four years at Toledo and also has serious explosiveness. I’m in the minority that thinks Alex Smith is a good NFL quarterback, but Kansas City drafted a talented rookie in case the Chiefs fall prey to fan hysteria if something were to go wrong. The real bread and butter in Kansas City is the defense, which once again enters 2017 as one of the NFL’s best. Kansas City could be the team to look out for besides New England and Pittsburgh in the AFC.

The Los Angeles Chargers boast one of the more talented young rosters on both sides of the ball, but they’re in the toughest division in the league. If the Chargers were in any other division in the AFC they’d be that division’s winner, save the AFC East, where they’d be the Wild Card team. Unfortunately they’re not, and although the AFC West could send three teams to the playoffs, it isn’t very likely. This division will likely cannibalize itself and leave Los Angeles as the most talented team in the league watching the playoffs at home.

The Denver Broncos are another team on a long list of those with quarterback issues. After enjoying Peyton Manning’s services for a run of Super Bowls, quarterback has become Denver’s top issue, a strange predicament for a team run by quarterback legend John Elway. Denver is also on an NFL short list of those with a completely dominant defense with an offense that can’t score points. Their offensive inabilities will become the team’s Achilles heel again in 2017, and will be the reason they miss the playoffs.


1.     Oakland Raiders

2.     Kansas City Chiefs

3.     Los Angeles Chargers

4.     Denver Broncos




NFC

EAST

The Dallas Cowboys return from a 13-3 season in which rookie quarterback Dak Prescott almost stole the show. The 2017 Rookie of the Year (ROY) and MVP candidate was amazing, but perhaps not even the best rookie on his team. Ezekiel Elliot did steal the show in 2017 with his own incredible ROY and MVP campaign, but continued to steal the spotlight with his poor personal conduct off the field. Regardless of whether Elliot is guilty of domestic violence or not, it’s become a major distraction and could hurt the Cowboy’s chances of building on last year. Dallas has the offensive line and running back talent to weather Elliot’s absence, but the distraction could be too much in a tough division.

The New York Giants are a dark horse to win the NFC. Eli Manning has his most talented receiving group in years and the defense could be the leagues best by the end of the 2017 season. Eli Manning escaped AutographGate, but he’ll have a tougher time escaping his opponent’s blitzes because the Giants offensive line is problematic. Assuming Manning can get the ball off in time he’ll have plenty of weapons to throw it to, although diva wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. is already injured with a high ankle sprain and could miss the first few games. The Giants are another team that will put most of its eggs into its defensive basket.

The Philadelphia Eagles are a long shot to make the playoffs, but realistically they’re victims of a crowded division. Carson Wentz gives Eagles fans hope for the future, but how much hope considering the division has two other great young quarterbacks? The Eagles have a good defense, but the best defense in the NFL could also be in the NFC East, so at the end of the day the Eagles are just another good team stuck in a great division, which makes them mediocre.

The Washington Football Team is an interesting one. After the RGIII dust settled they seemed to find something in Kirk Cousins, although their checkbook would suggest otherwise. Maybe Washington is just terrible at math. The ascent of Terrelle Pryor was apparently high enough that Washington was comfortable signing him and letting their two other receiving threats (Pierre Garcon; DeSean Jackson) go. Maybe Washington just hates Kirk Cousins. You like that?! The Football Team is just talented enough on both sides of the ball to hang in every game, but besides that it’s tough sledding in the NFC East.


1.     Dallas Cowboys

2.     New York Giants

3.     Philadelphia Eagles

4.     Washington Football Team


SOUTH

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers were featured on HBO’s Hard Knocks, which would normally automatically disqualify them for me. However, the NFC South is a vulnerable division right now and ripe for the taking. Of course this hinges on the continued development of Jameis Winston, whose athletic ability and leadership has never been a question, but his decision-making has been. Tampa Bay is a middle of the pack team statistically, but have the weapons on both sides of the ball to improve on that mediocrity. The Buccaneers just missed the playoffs last season, so the team has high hopes for 2017. Hurricane Irma also stole Tampa Bay's bye week, which might’ve come into play in a more competitive division, but shouldn't be an issue for this young team.

The Atlanta Falcons. Wow. What can you say? The NFL’s top offense in 2017, one that ranked among the best in league history, returns basically in tact. The defense, which wasn’t that good anyway, does as well, but with more experience. The only real question here is how the Falcons recover from the worst loss in Super Bowl history?

The Carolina Panthers went from Super Bowl to super low in two years, which is actually something they’re used to. Carolina was the only repeat NFC South champion in what seemed like at least a decade from 2014-2015, but the 2014 team was 7-8-1, beating out the 7-9 Saints by mere percentage points. Maybe that makes no sense, but the point is things in Carolina, and the NFC South at large, are whacky. Carolina will be counting on quarterback Cam Newton, who is recovering from shoulder surgery and only threw for the first time again two months ago, a still improving Kelvin Benjamin, and a potential rookie star in running back Christian McCaffrey to anchor their offense. A little less dabbing and a little more accuracy and bodily protection might do the trick, as Newton needs to become a true leader for these young talents. The Panthers defense, once the darling of the league, is not what it used to be, but it’s still plenty formidable with guys like Mario Addison, Thomas Davis, Luke Kuechly and Kawann Short. This division is a crapshoot.

The New Orleans Saints were the top passing team in 2016 and scored the second most points in the league behind their division rival Falcons. So why do the Saints seem terrible? Perhaps New Orleans seems terrible because their defense is and the Saints traded away their best player, and reason for leading the league passing, in Brandin Cooks, to the Patriots. The end is near for Drew Brees and this defense will let him down more than he can rise up New Orleans. Then again, anything is possible in the NFC South.


1.     Tampa Bay Buccaneers

2.     Atlanta Falcons

3.     Carolina Panthers

4.     New Orleans Saints



NORTH

The Green Bay Packers are heavy favorites to represent the NFC in Super Bowl LII, and for good reason considering their offense. Aaron Rodgers could win Most Valuable Player every season, and with a healthy Jordy Nelson back, Green Bay might have the best receiving corps in the NFL. The running game and defense are terrible compliments to the league’s most prolific air attack (Sorry, Falcons) and will once again be the Packers undoing. Aaron Rodgers might be a bad man, but even his shoulders aren’t that broad.

The Detroit Lions are an enigma. After years of wasting some of the greatest talent in league history, and swinging and missing on No. 1 draft pick after No. 1 draft pick, Detroit finally seems to be in a position to award their fans after decades of disappointment. Ironically, it comes with no real barnburners at any position. Matthew Stafford and Golden Tate withstanding, the Lions just have good players like Marvin Jones, Ameer Abdullah and Eric Ebro. The same applies to the Detroit defense, which is why the Lions will be a good team and nothing more.

The Minnesota Vikings defense is really, really good. Unfortunately their offense is really, really bad. Sam Bradford broke the single season passing percentage record in 2016, which just means he probably completed the most short passes in NFL history. In fact, Sam Bradford ranked 22nd of quarterbacks with at least 150 passing attempts in yards per attempt. Minnesota’s two top receivers, Adam Thielen and Stefon Diggs, ranked among the top-35 receivers in receiving yards, but averaged only 9.4 and 6.9 yards, respectively, if you take away yards after catch (YAC). That means everyone has to work hard for yards, which plays right into rookie running back Dalvin Cook’s hands, but this team is going to have to work hard for wins, too, which won’t be easy and will put a huge strain on their defense.

The Chicago Bears are awful. After freaking out about their quarterback prospects the Bears went out and wasted $15 million on Mike Glennon just to trade up in the draft to take a project in UNC quarterback Mitch Trubisky. The Bears are relying on Jordan Howard and Kevin White on offense, the latter of which is a guy who has played a total of four games in a possible 32 to start his career. The Bears defense should improve slightly with the addition of Quintin Demps, but any improvements in 2017 are futile.

1.     Green Bay Packers
2.     Detroit Lions
3.     Minnesota Vikings
4.     Chicago Bears


WEST


The Seattle Seahawks are another favorite to represent the NFC in Super Bowl LII and for good reason considering their defense. Their defense isn’t just good - it’s unbelievable. Seattle added Sheldon Richardson to one of the best defensive fronts in the league, which is backed by the best linebackers in the league, which are backed by one of the best defensive backfields in the league. With a healthy Russell Wilson and a skinny Eddie Lacy ready to lineup alongside blossoming star Doug Baldwin, Super Bowl LII is the expectation. The one question is whether the two sides of the ball can get along in the same locker room, but Michael Bennett’s arrest in Las Vegas may have galvanized the locker room and answered that question.

The Arizona Cardinals are another defensive juggernaut with a few complimentary star players on offense, but so few that one, Larry Fitzgerald, is offering to pay defender’s fines for high hits just to save his legs. That means the other, David Johnson, has one serious load to carry. Carson Palmer probably should have been done last year, but this year could very well be it. If Palmer can pull a rabbit out of his helmet, and everyone else stays healthy, the Cardinals could make noise considering their defense is loaded. The problem is the likelihood of that happening is very low, and with a team like Seattle in your division, the odds are even lower.

The Los Angeles Rams have two of the best players in the league on both sides of the ball in running back Todd Gurley and defensive linemen Aaron Donald, although you’d never know it. The Rams are up there with the Browns for the title of League Laughingstock, statistically. To complicate matters, one of those two aforementioned players, Donald, remains a holdout. The Rams went all in on Jared Goff last season, drafting him No. 1 overall, and pretty much immediately threw him to the wolves. The results matched the lowest of expectations. If newly acquired wide receiver and former top draft pick Sammy Watkins helps Goff’s development along, Todd Gurley returns to his Rookie of the Year form and Aaron Donald ends his holdout the Rams might end up third in their division.

The San Francisco 49ers were statistically one of the worst teams in the NFL in 2016. They hired Atlanta Falcons offensive coordinator Kyle Shanahan, but then watched his team blow a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. Still, Shanahan should be able to find ways to get running back Carlos Hyde and wide receiver Pierre Garcon going, if only it weren’t Brain Hoyer throwing them the football. The 49ers drafted Rueben Foster to try and get back to their recent defensive domination, but that’s a work in progress. It’s hard to believe this team was in the Super Bowl only a few short years ago. The NFL stands for Not For Long, unless you’re the New England Patriots apparently.

1.     Seattle Seahawks

2.     Arizona Cardinals

3.     Los Angeles Rams

4.     San Francisco 49ers




AFC PLAYOFFS

New England
Pittsburgh
Tennessee
Oakland

Wild Card: Kansas City; Houston 
(Potential alternates: Baltimore/Los Angeles)

NFC PLAYOFFS

Dallas
Green Bay
Tampa Bay
Seattle

Wild Card: New York; Detroit 
(Potential alternates: Carolina/Atlanta)


AFC Championship



New England v. Pittsburgh



NFC Championship



Seattle v. Green Bay



Super Bowl LII



New England v. Seattle



Super Bowl LII Champion


SEATTLE SEAHAWKS




2017 NFL MVP

Aaron Rodgers, QB, Green Bay Packers 



2017 NFL Defensive Player of the Year

Khalil Mack, LB/DE, Oakland Raiders





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Thursday, September 7, 2017

Week 1: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis) OPENING WEEK EDITION


The New England Patriots raise banner number five at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, MA Thursday night as they kick off the 2017 NFL season on TNF versus the Kansas City Chiefs.



2017 NFL SEASON
Week 1: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis)



Kansas City Chiefs (+9) @ New England Patriots (48.5): Patriots 30-20
Thursday, 8:30 PM, Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, MA (Weather: Clear, low 60s)

Reasons:  The Patriots started 2017 with their 5th Super Bowl title, the greatest comeback in the championship game's history, and continued the year with arguably the greatest off season any NFL team has enjoyed, let alone a returning champion. The Kansas City Chiefs are no slouches themselves, but losing Spencer Ware could hurt considerably, especially with a (suddenly hyped) rookie in the wake. The Patriots suffered their own devastating injury to leading receiver Julian Edleman, but have enough to weapons returning and from their bountiful off-season to weather any storms. The name of the game will be the same ol' story - a still formidable Chiefs defense trying with all their might to rush the ageless Tom Brady and fend off the perennially best offense in the NFL at home on banner night. 


Stay tuned for the remaining games Sunday! 



New York Jets (+9.5) @ Buffalo Bills (40): Bills 20-13
Sunday, 1:00 PM, New Era Field, Buffalo, NY (Weather: Clear, low 60s)

Reasons: What a terrible game. The Bills will start quarterback Tyrod Taylor after a concussion scare, otherwise the Bills would've started rookie Nathan Peterson, giving the Jets a chance. The Jets want no part of any wins this season. Buffalo wins one of the likely ugliest games of the 2017 season Week 1 and will be in first place in the AFC East for at least a week.


Atlanta Falcons (-7) @ Chicago Bears (49): Falcons 30-17
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Soldier Field, Chicago, IL (Weather: Clear, low 60s)

Reasons: The Falcons are probably dying to get back on the field after the most embarrassing Super Bowl defeat in history and what better team to beat up on than the hapless Bears. Chicago will gain some ground yards, but the Falcons should be able to get to Mike Glennon, who doesn't have many weapons anyway. Matt Ryan should be able to pick apart the Bears if he stays away from Quintin Demps; expect the Falcons to roll on the road with no weather issues.

Baltimore Ravens (+3) @ Cincinnati Bengals (48.5): Bengals 24-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Paul Brown Stadium, Cincinnati, OH (Weather: Clear, high 50s)

Reasons: The Bengals begin 2017 with their star linebacker Vontaze Burfict suspended for being a dirty player and their most promising player being a rookie best known for his issues punching women in college. 2017 promises to be like every other year for the Bengals. That means they win a bunch of games, but have the character of a rabid dog, so no one expects anything of substance from them. Fortunately for Cincinnati the Ravens roll into town with a hobbled Joe Flacco and no real weapons at wide out for the first time in several years. This is one of the few games worth watching in the early afternoon.


The Cleveland Browns still suck.



Pittsburgh Steelers (+8.5) @ Cleveland Browns (47): Steelers 28-17
Sunday, 1:00 PM, First Energy Stadium, Cleveland, OH (Weather: Clear, high 50s)

Reasons: The Steelers barely have to travel far to make short work of the worst team in the NFL Week 1, as their improving defense takes on rookie DeShone Kizer, Cleveland's 26th starting quarterback since the Browns became a football team again in 1999. Consider: 26 quarterbacks in 18 years. By comparison, Pittsburgh has had six starting quarterbacks in the same time frame, and that's if you count Charlie Batch as a starter during Roethlisberger's myriad injuries. Three of those quarterbacks also started during the Age of Kordell Stewart Denial. I could keeping picking, but I digress.

Arizona Cardinals (-1.5) @ Detroit Lions (48): Cardinals 24-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Ford Field, Detroit, MI (Weather: Indoors)

Reasons: One of the few great games of the early afternoon on paper, the Cardinals make the dreaded "cross-country" trip for the early game, and Detroit is just talented enough for that to make some difference. Fortunately for the Cardinals it's only Week 1. This game could turn into a defensive battle. The Cardinals will be on the road with limited weapons and an aging quarterback against a solid defense, while the Lions are facing one of the best defenses in the league, especially against the pass, Detroit's one advantage otherwise.

Jacksonville Jaguars (+5) @ Houston Texans (40): Texans 21-17
Sunday, 1:00 PM, NGR Stadium, Houston, TX (Weather: Indoors)

Reasons: It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leonard Fournette's debut. Let's see how easy the game really is for the former LSU star once he faces a dominant Texans defense, anchored by a healthy JJ Watt and the backing of the spirit of millions of Houstonians. Texans fans have been through hell, but are inching back towards normal, in part due to the $30+ million raised by Watt. What better way to start the NFL season then at home against the Jaguars! Jacksonville isn't a total joke, but their quarterback is, and the Texans front seven isn't. It's possible the stress of Hurricane Harvey lingers, but even if that's the case it's probably not enough to lose to Blake Bortles. Leonard Fournette will learn a valuable lesson Week 1, even if just in the context of difficulty.



The league's most insufferable defensive superstar has become a national hero after raising more than $25 million for the Houston area after Hurricane Harvey 



Oakland Raiders (+2.5) @ Tennessee Titans (50.5): Titans 27-24
Sunday, 1:00 PM, Nissan Stadium, Nashville, TN (Weather: Clear, low 60s)

Reasons: Two future faces of the NFL play each other Week 1 Sunday as Derek Carr faces Marcus Mariota, but for me it's more about a guy whose face we haven't seen in a year, Marshawn Lynch. Beast Mode returns to the gridiron after a year of retirement, but before you ask the most misunderstood man in the league why, just appreciate his presence. He'll be needed Sunday because the Titans secondary will keep Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree grounded, especially after signing  John Cyprien and drafting Adoree Jackson. This Titans squad runs with plenty of clout themselves, so expect a physical game and a tough first test for both teams.


Philadelphia Eagles (-1) @ Washington Football Team (47.5): Eagles 24-21
Sunday, 1:00 PM, FedEx Field, Landover, MD (Weather: Clear, low 60s)

Reasons: It's funny the WFC runs a three wide receiver set, yet they barely have two threats at wide receiver. Washington signed Terrelle Pryor to a one year contract, but after letting Pierre Garcon and DeSean Jackson go, the WTC will rely heavily upon him and a hobbled Jamison Crowder to overcome a weak running game. Speaking of hobbled, the WTC will need Jordan Reed's availability to match his ability if they're going to beat the Eagles. Philadelphia and quarterback Carson Wentz have a few new toys on offensive (LeGarrette Blount; Alshon Jeffery) and the Eagles defense is stout enough to snatch the chip off Kirk Cousins shoulder and eat it.

Indianapolis Colts (+3.5) @ Los Angeles Rams (41.5): Rams 20-17
Sunday, 4:05 PM, Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum (Weather: Stormy, 70s)

Reasons: If it weren't for the Bills/Jets game this would be the worst game of Week 1. The Rams are a talented young team without much experience and the Colts are like a ship without its captain. Hopefully a bunch a celebrities show up to the game and the broadcasters divide their time equally between pointing them out and speculating on Andrew Luck's return.


 The city that cared marginally about the one team it had off-and-on for years now has two other NFL teams to not care at all about.


Seattle Seahawks (+3) @ Green Bay Packers (51): Packers 24-23
Sunday, 4:20 PM, Lambeau Field, Green Bay, WI (Weather: Clear, high 50s)

Reasons: We're getting a potential preview of the NFC Championship game in Week 1 as the league's best quarterback takes on the league's best defense. Jordy Nelson is healthy and Davante Adams seems to have figured it out, meaning Aaron Rodgers will have all three of his wide outs (Randall Cobb) healthy and primed, with recently signed tight end Marcellus Bennett waiting in the flat. The problem is, Bennett's twin brother Micheal is on the other side of the ball, hunting down one Aaron Rodgers, and he just got some more help in Sheldon Richardson. Huh?! As if this Seahawks unit needed more help on a defensive unit stacked with All-Pros. With Russell Wilson healthy the sky is the limit, although they get one of their toughest tests of the season right out of the gate.

Carolina Panthers (-5.5) @ San Francisco 49ers (48): Panthers 27-17
Sunday, 4:25 PM, Levis Stadium, Santa Clara, CA (Weather: Clear low 70s)

Reasons: The Panthers are traveling across the entire country and they're still nearly 6-point favorites on the road. That should tell you something about how terrible the 49ers are. Carolina's defense isn't what it was a few years ago, but it will still manage to stifle this weak 49ers offense. The real intrigue will be health of Cam Newton's surgically-repaired shoulder .

New York Giants (+4) @ Dallas Cowboys (48): Cowboys 31-28
Sunday, 8:30 PM, AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX (Weather: Indoors)

Reasons: The fireworks on the field during the Sunday Night Game of the Week might only be outmatched by the fireworks surrounding it. The Ezekiel Elliot situation has everyone anxious and confused (spare me the legal justifications) and the Giants most electric player, for better and worse, is doubtful to even play. Whether Odell Beckham Jr. plays or not the game will be plenty entertaining, highlighted by the Dez Bryant/Janoris Jenkins match up. Will Dak Prescott hit the sophomore slump? Will the off-the-field-distractions overwhelm Dallas? Will OBJ create major distractions without even stepping foot onto the field? Will Jerry Jones announce his lawsuit against the NFL at halftime via descending midfield microphone as if he's announcing a boxing match? This game has it all.



For the second consecutive season the NFL botched an investigation resulting in the lengthy suspension of a superstar to start the season...or maybe not.


New Orleans Saints (+3.5) @ Minnesota Vikings (48): Vikings 24-21
Monday, 7:10 PM, US Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, MN (Weather: Cloudy, low 60s)

Reasons: Adrian Peterson steps onto the field at US Bank Field in Minneapolis as a Saint. That might sound normal to a Vikings fan without a tv or the internet, but to those of us who know Peterson was traded to the New Orleans Saints, the situation is weird...and awesome. You can't make this stuff up. Peterson will be looking to show the Vikings they made a huge mistake, but the second Adrian sees Dalvin Cook blow by him on the sidelines he'll understand. The days of Drew Brees breaking records are waning, but there's still enough gas in the tank to score plenty of points. That won't be easy against this Vikings defense, however, as Minnesota gave up the 6th fewest in 2016. In fact, I'd be surprised if Brees accomplishes much on Sunday.

Los Angeles Chargers (+3.5) @ Denver Broncos (43.5): Broncos 24-21
Monday, 10:20 PM, Mile High Stadium, Denver, CO (Weather: Possible storms, 60s)

Reasons: The Chargers are one talented team, but relatively young. That poses a big problem against such a formidable veteran defense, and is really the only reason Denver stands a chance. Still, youth could overcome altitude, and when Denver has resorted to resigning Brock Osweiler you know the quarterback situation in Denver is shaky at best. It takes a quarterback to win in this league, but having stellar defense doesn't hurt.


Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Miami Dolphin: Good luck, Tampa Bay and Miami. God speed. 
POSTPONED (Weather: Hurricane)



Stay tuned for Tuesday's Gone: Week 1 Game Prediction Reviews coming Wednesday! 



Sunday, February 5, 2017

Week 21: #NFL Game Predictions (w/ spreads & analysis): SUPER BOWL EDITION

SUPER BOWL LI
New England Patriots 16-2 (-3) @ Atlanta Falcons 13-5 (55): Patriots 31-27
Sunday, 6:30 PM, NRG Stadium, Houston, TX (Weather: Indoors)



          The New England Patriots come into Super Bowl LI the most hated team in North American sports since the Dallas Cowboys or the New York Yankees and for good reason. Despite myriad attempts to destroy the Patriots by both the NFL and the public, New England has been to 11 AFC Championship games and seven Super Bowls in the 16-year Bill Belichick/Tom Brady era. That's essentially a Super Bowl appearance every other year. By comparison the Atlanta Falcons will playing in their second Super Bowl ever; the last time the Falcons were in the Super Bowl they were called the Dirty Birds and we were still laughing about Left Eye burning Andre Rison's house down. Historically, this seems like David v. Golaith, but statistically, this game could be one for the ages. The Atlanta Falcons are coming off a record-breaking offensive season (33.1ppg), one of the greatest in NFL history; however, the New England Patriots (27.6 ppg) are right there with the Falcons in every offensive category; and also come into Super Bowl LI with the top scoring defense in the NFL, a much better feat then the pundits will lead you to believe. On paper it's the NFL's top offense v. the NFL's top defense, but this game is much more complex then that.


Super Bowl LI takes place at NRG Stadium, formerly Reliant Stadium, the site of the New England Patriots Super Bowl XXXVIII victory 

          The Atlanta Falcons were one of the ten greatest scoring offenses in NFL history, averaging over 33 points per game. The Falcons were a top-5 offense in every major offensive category, except for 3rd down efficiency (11th), penalties (19th) and time of possession (19th). TOP can be explained away by their fast scoring offense and penalties are more a function of discipline, not ability; clearly the penalties didn't hurt them much. The Falcons also don't turn the ball over. They ranked last in fumbles (8) and threw the 5th fewest interceptions (7).

 

 2016 NFL MVP Matt Ryan leads the record-breaking Atlanta Falcons into Super Bowl LI

           They could have trouble moving the ball against the New England Patriots. Much has been made about the Patriot's supposed weak schedule (confirmed by Pro Football Reference's strength of schedule score of -2.65), but I'm here to argue it wasn't much easier then the Falcons schedule (-0.11 SOS score). According to my research New England played five playoff teams, five teams that just missed the playoffs, and six teams that missed the playoffs; by comparison the Falcons played four playoff teams, five teams that just missed the playoffs and seven teams that didn't make the playoffs. Considering both teams played the entire NFC West in 2016 and play in comparable divisions, I struggle to see how the strength of schedule scores aren't much more similar. What's my point? Don't turn your nose up at this Patriots top scoring defense. In addition to being the top scoring defense, they rank in the top-10 in several significant defensive categories (Yards, rushing yards, 1st downs, 3rd down efficiency, passes defended, time of possession and QBR). This New England defense is really good, and they got much better as the season progressed, a common Bill Belichick trait.

Bill Belichick has made a career out of stopping the best opposing offenses


          The Atlanta Falcons boast a historical offense, yet the New England Patriots either stay with them of best them in every offensive category. Points? Falcons first; Patriots second. QBR? Falcons first; Patriots second. Yards? Falcons second; Patriots fourth. Passing yards? Falcons third; Patriots fourth. The Patriots best the Falcons in 3rd down efficiency and time of possession, two of the most overlooked offensive statistics in football research. The Falcons score at the highest rate per possession of any team in the NFL, but the Patriots are 5th in scoring percentage. In fact, if we take both teams scoring differential and then calculate it against their strength of schedule, as discussed in the previous paragraph (Pro Football Reference's SRS metric), the Patriots rank first in the NFL; guess who ranks second? You guessed it, the Falcons.


The New England Patriots will focus on the Falcons Julio Jones, the NFL's top wide receiver 

          The only thing left to discuss is the reason for my prediction. The Atlanta Falcons statistically have one of the worst defenses in the NFL. Hard to believe being coached by the great defensive-minded Dan Quinn, but there's no Michael Bennett on this team. No Richard Sherman. No Earl Thomas. No Kam Chancellor. In fact, there aren't many big names on this defense save Vic Beasely, but there is a guy named Dwight Freeney who used to give Tom Brady fits. Unfortunately that was a decade ago. That job will now belong to Vic Beasely and he'll have his work cut out for him all night as the Patriots allowed the fifth fewest sacks in 2016. 

 
 This will be the 7th Super Bowl in the Hall of Fame Bill Belichick/Tom Brady era


          We have much to be excited about tonight as the high flying Atlanta Falcons and their electric offense take on the disciplined and steady New England Patriots. All the millions of Patriots haters will turn on FOX with high hopes of seeing the cheating, Trump-supporting brass and brains of the New England Patriots get crushed by suffocating high-scoring Atlanta Falcons, but I'm here to burst that bubble. Not only are the cheating allegations against the Patriots pathetic attempts to marginalize their incredible dynasty, the cries against some member's Trump support should align perfectly with  Falcons owner Arthur Blank's Republican contributions over the years. Don't come to me with any of the superfluous nonsense. This game is about the Atlanta Falcons taking the next step with Matt Ryan and Julio Jones, but it's more about appreciating the New England Patriots for what they've accomplished. If the Patriots win tonight Tom Brady will have separated himself from Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw (cough) with five rings, Bill Belichick will have coached five Super Bowl victories, and the New England Patriots will have won five of seven Super Bowls in only 16 years. Hate them or love them, that's an unbelievable dynasty that we will never see again in our lifetimes. Instead of hating it, try appreciating it.


SUPER BOWL LI
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 31 - ATLANTA FALCONS 27
MVP: DION LEWIS 
(MVP runner-ups: MALCOLM BUTLER; TOM BRADY)